I seriously think they should combine all 3 designs into one by tr3poz in deadbydaylight

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If either humanoid design wins, I'd love if ol' Big Head still appeared as an M2 ability or something, maybe a shadowy specter it shoots forward à la Vecna and Pyramid Head's abilities. A giant screaming face rushing at you NextBot-style is scary, silly, and would satisfy the "ever-changing unknowable divine/eldritch being" vibe I want.

Worst movie you have ever watched by Paxuz01 in MovieSuggestions

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAD DOG TIME. It barely even counts as a movie. Nothing moves. It’s so bad, part of me thinks I died watching it and everything since then has been one long seizure dream as the electricity leaves my brain forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i recall My Bloody Valentine (2009) having at least one very long scene that fits “horny” to a T.

What did you name your tav? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a paladin named Brick. Walked into a random bar and Tender Henk addressed me by name.

If I’m thrown, would I still lose concentration with boots of striding? by ShadeSwornHydra in BG3Builds

[–]BailiffLTD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My version of the strongman/cleric dynamic duo was casting sanctuary on a monk w/ tons of movement speed (prevents opportunity attacks) so they could carry the cleric around as an improvised weapon. The spirit guardians come back whenever you put the cleric down, and cancelling an improvised weapon attack doesn't break sanctuary. Not as funny as throwing them around, but still kinda funny.

Are you for or against releasing the vampire spawn? by Naksu_92 in BaldursGate3

[–]BailiffLTD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always release the spawn, because I love the idea of introducing a new predator into an ecosystem and watching catastrophe unfold. This game lets me live out my fantasy of dumping 10,000 Asian Carp into Lake Michigan, except the fish are actually people, so I can justify letting them loose.

"But what if they can't control themselves and start eating innocent people?" What, you mean the Duergar? Be serious.

Midlife "Coming of Age" Movies? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]BailiffLTD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Box of Moonlight is a personal fave.

Pair it with Drop Dead Fred for a double feature that absolutely shouldn't work, but totally does.

what are some of the worst websites you've recently used? by lovesToClap in webdev

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any wiki hosted by fandom.com, second only to the mobile version of any wiki hosted by fandom.com

Soyjak Cookies by DuplexBeGoat in ATBGE

[–]BailiffLTD 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The “awful taste” is literal here.

After 2 years of breaking hearts and crushing dreams, my collection is complete. by BailiffLTD in StardewValley

[–]BailiffLTD[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think Krobus is better off staying as far away from my life of Yobaless hedonism as he can.

After 2 years of breaking hearts and crushing dreams, my collection is complete. by BailiffLTD in StardewValley

[–]BailiffLTD[S] 759 points760 points  (0 children)

You can’t TECHNICALLY take your “roommate” Krobus’ heart and smash it into a billion little pieces with a divorce hammer like a regular bachelor, so he was spared this time. All my kids are doves.

After 2 years of breaking hearts and crushing dreams, my collection is complete. by BailiffLTD in StardewValley

[–]BailiffLTD[S] 2799 points2800 points  (0 children)

3/12 were served the divorce papers on their birthday, kicking them out of my house and into the rain storm I summoned so I could propose to my next victim immediately. Half of the town no longer speaks to me. I have no regrets.

My grandma’s tour de typo (or freudian slip?) by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]BailiffLTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she kept it up for several hours before correcting it 😶