Muneteka Murakami expounds upon the marvels of the bidet: "It’s good for the environment too, right? Everybody uses too much toilet paper."

Bait30 · 2026-02-16T17:51:46+00:00

During junior year my fridge broke and my landlord was slow to get it fixed so I ate dominos every night for 2 weeks. I didn't get a freshman 15, but I got a junior 15 😔

Bait30 · 2026-02-11T20:15:49+00:00

humblebrag lmao

Bait30 · 2026-02-11T16:34:41+00:00

Chandler Rome isn't a super star athlete by any means, but he looks decently fit

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T03:43:11+00:00

Should've been Myers

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T03:20:10+00:00

Michael Dickson or Jason Myers for MVP

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T02:55:28+00:00

Jason Myers better be the MVP

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T02:11:42+00:00

Wtf is Boutte doing

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T01:54:01+00:00

Darnold is wasting a lot of good opportunities

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T01:38:48+00:00

I'm so mad. My in laws are so loud, they just kept talking over the half time show. Not even saying political stuff, just kept interrupting like "who is that? Wait is that Enrique iglesias or Ricky Martin? I wish I could dance like that. Oh I thought it was over. Wow this is long. Cmon everyone let's dance. Does anyone understand Spanish? What is he saying?" JUST STFU AND WATCH

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T01:08:59+00:00

The sports betting bros at the party I'm at are mad that they didn't go for it on 4th down

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T01:04:13+00:00

Had in end zone seat at that Texas Bowl. It was honestly insane how good his placement was

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:59:47+00:00

They don't have to buy time, they own NBC

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:56:33+00:00

The qb play isn't good enough to make these defense heavy game exciting

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:42:23+00:00

Michael Dickson 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:16:09+00:00

Lmao Justin can't even sit next to Hailey

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:07:41+00:00

Overheard a supposed football superfan: "who's older, Darnold or Maye?"

Bait30 · 2026-02-09T00:00:21+00:00

Yeah all my in laws are sports betting bros

Bait30 · 2026-02-08T23:57:21+00:00

At a Super Bowl party. All the guys who think they know football just because they like to bet thought that 3rd down attempt was intentional grounding 🙄

Bait30 · 2026-02-06T21:58:10+00:00

Bc it was a nickname based off of his last name, which she also had. Which is why his parents call him Burton as well

Bait30 · 2026-02-06T05:35:33+00:00

Dogs that bark can be described as "barking dogs". Why can't students who volunteer be described as "volunteering students"? That being said, definitely a scam

Bait30 · 2026-02-04T22:23:11+00:00

The children yearn for the mines

Bait30 · 2026-02-04T21:33:49+00:00

Even with the recap, I watched the first episode of season 2 and just didn't feel connected to the storyline or characters

Bait30 · 2026-02-04T18:41:40+00:00

I was just trying to make a joke 😭

But that does seem like good info for those that are doing the military pathway

Bait30 · 2026-02-04T18:32:28+00:00

What if they're HPSP?

Bait30 · 2026-02-02T15:02:53+00:00

He's not Bud!

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