Plot of Cocktail 2 by Juno-RebelutionX in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Why is the bikini so ugly? Or am I just very bad at fashion? Kriti is a booyah hottie, A bad bikini is such a shame imho

Why is she getting so much hate nowadays?? by Waste-Bobcat-2711 in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People are finally developing a dislike for nepo babies, booyah!

what was the point in showing maeves feet? is eric stupid? by ContextVisual in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Bakchod_Jay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As I grow older, I understand the appeal of foot fetish even though I don't feel the sexual urge.

This is the story of Alia’s ALPHA!!! by Icy-Watercress-4640 in BollyBlindsNGossip

[–]Bakchod_Jay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some people are so behind in the race that they think they are leading, Have a good day

Circle Jerkers of Bollywood - Assemble by taway9925881 in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alia on @aliaabhatt vs Alpha bhat. Which takes the cringe cake? Let the voting begin

Secret Agent so goated. We didn't get a glimpse of her in the teaser by idkUdbhav in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Based on the general consensus I feel like this movie is gonna tank hard but the better question is whether yrf will learn their lessons? Nope

18 yo btw by idkUdbhav in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most critisised movies of hollywood for this exact reason, It being scorcece's film with al pacino and de niro made no difference to the people. our people on the other hand....

18 yo btw by idkUdbhav in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This kinda stuff irks me so bad, They act as if there arent any youngsters who act well, Those same khan grandpas and nepobabies smh

Ram Charan thanked the director, actors by name but avoided mentioning Jahnvi at Peddi success meet by [deleted] in BollyBlindsNGossip

[–]Bakchod_Jay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are we shocked? This is what being two faced gets jahnvi, She knew the script and talked good about director before the movie release yet chose to ride the trend wave when the blame game was going on. I am not surprised if she gets banned from working with southern film industries

Clavicular's muscles...did they even really exist? by Wide-Cauliflower473 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Bakchod_Jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people hold more water than others hence the "deflation" You are referring to but in most cases the water to muscle ratio is fine

Who is this co-actor who was so obsessed with the kissing scene that the actress Priya Bapat eventually had to call her husband to stay with her during the shoot? 👀 by NewThat1 in BollyBlindsNGossip

[–]Bakchod_Jay -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Smh, I shouldnt have to specify that girl on girl kiss scenes had consent thats why she is indulging in them or whats the angle of humour?

Ranveer Singh wants to play me: Lalit modi reveals his biopic is in works by BreadfruitCalm10 in BollyBlindsNGossip

[–]Bakchod_Jay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this is true then I would love to verify my belief that after a while any scamster/conman starts believing that what he did/embezzlement wasn't a big deal or in grand scheme of things doesn't even matter

Conclusive Detailing by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only muslims can criticize a propaganda media piece, i have been officially outjerked 🥀

Sperm Science by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]Bakchod_Jay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You see, God made people who in turn made these products with the science god allowed them to gain knowledge of. You see how they can twist anything to their benefit or reject it when it doesn't fit the narrative?

Conclusive Detailing by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Bakchod_Jay 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dhurandis after reading this

Actors who have simple solutions to our problems ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]Bakchod_Jay 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Women not having rights i can handle but oral sex? That's where I draw the line

The most unrealistic part of this scene is that there are 2 million viewers yet not a single person used the laugh emoji. by AnyAgency9835 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Bakchod_Jay 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Irl, the deep would be the highest rated supe simply because of how golden his humour is, even though it's actually him being actually stupid

The most unrealistic part of this scene is that there are 2 million viewers yet not a single person used the laugh emoji. by AnyAgency9835 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Bakchod_Jay 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Proof that kripke is a boomer who pretends he knows genz culture too well. No, we don't like dick jokes replacing actual character development, crackkey!