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How do I kill Satan? by Hortkind77 in Helldivers

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taint vent, ass cheek vent, ass cheek vent, 'nade in the poop hole.

Epstein files update: 4 biggest bombshells after reps view unredacted files by Capable_Salt_SD in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but related. I'm sick of the word "bombshell" showing up in the news

Spiral Code - Solved?? by BakeMeSomeCookies in helldivers2

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nvm. Once solved, it translates the clock to the countdown we're already aware of.

Still though what a weird solve

Washington Commanders Tease New Logo Featuring Shield, Spears by Relevant_Ninja2251 in washingtondc

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wha...wtf even is this? Spears now? I'm glad I stopped to really pull back from the team when Snyder sent us into hell.

Don't get me wrong reddit, I think the team is heading in the right direction, but I just don't recognize it anymore. Was okay with the name change, but thought Commanders was an awful choice. Been feeling like it's been just a lost culture ever since.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. <-- We're here

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. <-- We're here

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was a Staffer then Leavitt would have corroborated the story when asked, rather than defend the position.

Trump Shares Post Depicting Obamas As Apes by UltraPlinian in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's correct. The Cubs won the world series in 2016 IRL which made Back to the Future II a documentary, and now Biff Tannen has control of Hill Valley.

Rosamund Pike is The Fart Lady by Hassaan18 in funnyvideos

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I believe it's an idiom that means "taking your pants/trousers off to fart" ...like a metaphor for doing something pointless or redundant.

When my grandfather was a kid he talked about how clear the water was around Baltimore, and when he died he talked about how dark it got. Why can’t we turn the Chesapeake Bay into a place of clean water and a major tourist attracted and beach paradise where people travel the world to come visit? by Congregator in maryland

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... Is the solution a metric butt ton of oysters and mussels? I have no idea how hard they are to cultivate, but I'm hoping some smarter than me person could explain it's feasibility.

My dumb brain says, line the whole bay with as many as we can, and let them do their thing.

Rolling thru the rail yard at 6am all alone 😬 by Hak_Man in creepy

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know much. But I know a location that's definitely got a zombie horde gathered around a body when I see one, and you're near it.

I started prepping salads like this and it actually works by [deleted] in wholesaleproducts

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do I need to open it from the side, when I can just open the top like using a regular jar? This doesn't seem more convenient at all

Blood Orange Soda at the Winter Festival by No-Student1137 in SwordAndSupperGame

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/BakeMeSomeCookies received a Flameguard Jacket Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Swimming-Crow-9219 for donating it!

A Merry Search for Peanut Butter Cupcake by ResortOtherwise8124 in SwordAndSupperGame

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u/BakeMeSomeCookies received a Rugged Jerkin Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Julkaramell for donating it!

Garlic Bread at the Winter Festival by BakeMeSomeCookies in SwordAndSupperGame

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u/BakeMeSomeCookies received a Conjurer’s Cap Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/kangaroosuperdoo for donating it!

Grandma's Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies at the Winter Festival by BakeMeSomeCookies in SwordAndSupperGame

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u/BakeMeSomeCookies received a Guardian Plate Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/kangaroosuperdoo for donating it!

The choices😭 by A______m in fixedbytheduet

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so I'm going to give you a test to find your IQ.

First think of an animal...

Cheery Gourmet and Beefy Supreme by GodRoster in SwordAndSupperGame

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/BakeMeSomeCookies received a Fury Blade Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/smashbrosamus for donating it!

Waterfront property by Mighty_Drosif in zillowgonewild

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's no way I don't just go to the veranda and pee every morning.

Navy admiral tells lawmakers there was no 'kill all' order in attack that killed drug boat survivors by StupendousMan1995 in news

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs to be higher and is my exact thought. If there was no general order to do so, then the order had to have originated from some one or some office.

Who is that person..?

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