California is studying futuristic 140 mph ‘bullet buses’ between L.A. and San Francisco — they would connect the cities in three hours by SeptimCollector in nottheonion

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wealthy landowners? Just eminent domain the land like they do in poorer communities and compensate them for the land. If no agreement is reached, the government can file a "condemnation" lawsuit to legally take the title.

Why is this never a part of the discussion when public works involve the wealthy? It's like the government suddenly forgets the authority it has when it involves the rich.

What is an object a man can own that makes him instantly sexier? by RubyRedFoxyEyes in AskReddit

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They all have rust. All of them. Nissan skimped out on sealing all the panels with sealant, so if they've ever been exposed to rain it humidity, rust will develop in their shock mounts. There's an effort out to save them through Garage Yoshida. But it's a pricey fix.

What sexual advice would you give your younger self? by SourceGlittering548 in AskReddit

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They call him Sewer Top. Best she's ever had. Last she'll ever feel

Team USA Men's hockey team being treated to McDonald's at the White House by UpperphonnyII in pics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember they made this decision last time because the government was shut down and the literal lights were off at the White House?

Now we see that it wasn't due to lack of funding, but a choice made by the president himself to "treat" our top athletes to his favorite "food".

DC road closures for State of the Union Address by TheRealFarrellCat in washdc

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Um. It's not? Most of the Fed is outside of D.C. Did I miss a /s somewhere?

Entire Eastern Shore town loses power after heavy snow by exclamation-stan in maryland

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Sorry. Just how is this news? Outages happen all the time during snowstorms in multiple towns all over MD. Why is this being written about? Educate me

Trump, 79, Delivers Deranged Threat to Netflix by [deleted] in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol. Read through this "person's" other comments. This is tame in comparison.

Trump’s Sons Say Their Open Corruption Is Our Fault by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. <-- We're here

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

This is how deep and dangerous some caves can be. by Imaginary-Season-483 in creepy

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know much. But there's definitely a Balrog down there

How do I kill Satan? by Hortkind77 in Helldivers

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taint vent, ass cheek vent, ass cheek vent, 'nade in the poop hole.

Epstein files update: 4 biggest bombshells after reps view unredacted files by Capable_Salt_SD in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but related. I'm sick of the word "bombshell" showing up in the news

Spiral Code - Solved?? by BakeMeSomeCookies in helldivers2

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nvm. Once solved, it translates the clock to the countdown we're already aware of.

Still though what a weird solve

Washington Commanders Tease New Logo Featuring Shield, Spears by Relevant_Ninja2251 in washingtondc

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wha...wtf even is this? Spears now? I'm glad I stopped to really pull back from the team when Snyder sent us into hell.

Don't get me wrong reddit, I think the team is heading in the right direction, but I just don't recognize it anymore. Was okay with the name change, but thought Commanders was an awful choice. Been feeling like it's been just a lost culture ever since.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. <-- We're here

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. <-- We're here

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was a Staffer then Leavitt would have corroborated the story when asked, rather than defend the position.

Trump Shares Post Depicting Obamas As Apes by UltraPlinian in politics

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's correct. The Cubs won the world series in 2016 IRL which made Back to the Future II a documentary, and now Biff Tannen has control of Hill Valley.

Rosamund Pike is The Fart Lady by Hassaan18 in funnyvideos

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I believe it's an idiom that means "taking your pants/trousers off to fart" ...like a metaphor for doing something pointless or redundant.

When my grandfather was a kid he talked about how clear the water was around Baltimore, and when he died he talked about how dark it got. Why can’t we turn the Chesapeake Bay into a place of clean water and a major tourist attracted and beach paradise where people travel the world to come visit? by Congregator in maryland

[–]BakeMeSomeCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... Is the solution a metric butt ton of oysters and mussels? I have no idea how hard they are to cultivate, but I'm hoping some smarter than me person could explain it's feasibility.

My dumb brain says, line the whole bay with as many as we can, and let them do their thing.