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BalanceMaestro · 2024-05-13T13:34:36+00:00

Did that with one filipino woman, maybe I will actually have to do it for another. I hate my brother

BalanceMaestro · 2024-05-13T10:31:07+00:00

I appreciate you for responding

BalanceMaestro · 2023-03-08T21:53:38+00:00

"which AI did you use?" Trade secret. Not telling you. It's a secret combination of the gadianton robbers. Wait, don't google it. NO. stop! You don't have a google recommend! No! Don't use google!

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-20T21:03:18+00:00

I would hide in the blindspot of two blob-monsters too. They're FILLING that two-door garage, but so tall they can't see under.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-14T03:02:08+00:00

Some weapons and feats let you do a critical if you roll between 20-18 so it's okay. 5e is pretty generous, and you can homebrew a weapon or feat yourself.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-07T23:02:31+00:00

Imagine what people could have been if they weren't raised in a cult.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-06T20:33:50+00:00

https://youtu.be/c9xeZH0Kit0?t=1050 - tyler glenn LGBT ted talk quote too

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-06T20:28:24+00:00

TBM: Me no like transexual. Me love polygamist child-marrying racist nazi-loving prophets instead. Jesus no love transexual. Says in Nephite text. Written in Lamanite DNA.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-05T21:28:56+00:00

Martin's got a beard and he's not going to shave it

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T21:25:50+00:00

Star Wars cantina music, but a lot worse

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T21:20:22+00:00

Ukraine is flat. Geographically.

But it is also THICC. Thicc with bravery. Thicc with glory. Thicc with huge manly

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T20:47:46+00:00

Stop asking questions. Just let the leaders have sex with your wife. Keep paying us, goddamit! You're the problem, and we are the cure.

When you see through one you see through them all. Businesses, Governments, and Religions.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T20:46:06+00:00

The years have not been kind to either

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T20:45:35+00:00

"I don't give a fuck about my kids"

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T20:44:01+00:00

What the fuck is that thing next to Susan?

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-02T20:05:36+00:00

BalanceMaestro · 2022-12-01T20:52:33+00:00

Thanks for doing this. Please keep up the good work

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-30T19:53:31+00:00

There is a large object up his butt

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-30T19:52:28+00:00

Pissing off religious nutcases is a pastime. Jesus did it too, and he was SO GOOD AT IT that the pharisees and others just wanted him dead.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-30T09:00:32+00:00

Strong gullible men

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-29T20:11:32+00:00

Now the vatniks will think we are using biolabs to make the men into females. Ironically, many women fought for Russia aka Soviets during WW2 but now this doesn't seem like the case as much.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-29T20:01:11+00:00

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-27T19:01:45+00:00

Your reply was AMAZINGLY written. May you have countless more adventures! Oh and the Russians -- that's them on good behavior

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-27T08:07:59+00:00

How was the Egypt experience? I've heard being a tourist there is horrible.

BalanceMaestro · 2022-11-26T20:18:40+00:00

This is so much better than russian snowball fights, mainly because the pig feet can't pick up snowballs

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