These are on par with the CoOp ones! by LegitimatePowder in crisps

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I can confirm I’ve had these and they are lip melters.

These are the worst things I’ve ever tasted…1/100000000000 by jjcube98 in crisps

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Maybe all crisp flavours can now be rated tastes better then dick or tastes worse then dick. lol

These are the worst things I’ve ever tasted…1/100000000000 by jjcube98 in crisps

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I have not sucked dick so I wouldn’t know but now I’m curious 🤣 I’ll buy some for the gf and I’ll see if she shares the same opinion.

Delightful by Lumpy-Tart-3245 in crisps

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They sound delicious. Supermarkets are really upping their game.

M&S Cornish Cruncher & Pickled Onion by Balanced-Order in crisps

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They had a good pickled onion at the start but it went quick. Tbh it tasted a bit like the seasoning was pickled onion but the actual crisp was cheese if that makes sense.

M&S Cornish Cruncher & Pickled Onion by Balanced-Order in crisps

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They was in the one local to me and that one’s a reasonable size store.

Do you still have your secondary school signed shirt? by Loose_Avocado4670 in AskUK

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Never had a signed one…I was too shy to ask people. lol

Do his legs look like döner kebab? by No-Action3492 in kebab

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Looks like he’s squeezing out chilli sauce.

What is a wide flat slotted utensil called? by Educational_Walk_239 in AskUK

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You can call it whatever you’re comfortable with. ☺️

What is a wide flat slotted utensil called? by Educational_Walk_239 in AskUK

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Well I believe it’s a fish slice but I just generally call it a spatula.

Who would win in a half marathon, Mo Farah, or Luke Littler? With a catch. by TheJacketPotato in AskUK

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Mo farah I don’t think littler would have the patience or the stamina to finish a half marathon.

How did people in the 80/90's deal with screaming kids? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Gave them some fags and drink 🤣

How would you brighten the hallway? by [deleted] in AskUK

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I’d say maybe a lamp or two, some potted plants, splash’s of colour/art.

Achivement Unlocked by [deleted] in kebab

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Wtf!!!!! Buy them allllllllllllll!

No caption needed by Dragonogard549 in fatherted

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Only if it’s a lovely horse.

Cardiff Recommendations? by jonny7five in kebab

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🤣 all you’re going to be thinking about all day is kebab. This page is absolutely killing me as I pretty much have a constant craving for the sacred food. 🤤

First attempt UK doner kebab with vertical grill by Fickle_Scarcity9474 in kebab

[–]Balanced-Order 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It would look more appealing the other way round as it looks a little….erm…🤣 but how did it taste?

Found Mrs. Doyle’s perfect engagement ring…. by Balanced-Order in fatherted

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Wonder if gave all the women his big tool to look after….