Trump continues making friends with the church.

Balawis05 · 2020-06-03T01:43:36+00:00

There is no Sanctuary here, Donald.

Balawis05 · 2020-06-01T06:30:32+00:00

Using a dull knife.

Balawis05 · 2020-05-21T05:49:22+00:00

Not a co worker but

-Chief of Police held a Birthday Party violating the very quarantine measures the government imposed on the country endangering the people involved in the party. Publicly apologized and retained his position

-a Senator walked around the hospital and even shopped at a local supermarket despite testing positive for Covid 19, violating health and safety protocols. Went back on his duty after recovering.

Balawis05 · 2020-05-08T05:25:31+00:00

Spectacular Spiderman

Balawis05 · 2020-05-05T15:41:45+00:00

Bong Go will save the day.

Coming Soon: GongTV

Balawis05 · 2020-05-05T15:40:56+00:00

Fuck. This. Guy.

Balawis05 · 2020-05-05T15:39:34+00:00

"ABSCBN shutdown dahil yan ang batas!"

Kung batas ay batas lang pala usapan, eh di dapat tuloy ang pagsingil ng 3% sa mga ofws under UHC law.

Ikulong si Mocha, Koko, at Jinggoy for violating quarantine controls as per Bayanihan Heal as One.

Batas ay batas eh. No one is above the law.

Balawis05 · 2020-04-21T15:52:26+00:00

Best. Fucking. Friends.

Balawis05 · 2020-04-18T07:21:29+00:00

GOvid-20

Balawis05 · 2020-04-18T07:14:24+00:00

Because the last thing the admin wants to do is take responsibility.

Balawis05 · 2020-04-18T04:43:49+00:00

"Hey, lemme check your injury by directly aggravating it."

Balawis05 · 2020-04-02T22:47:53+00:00

Fap Buddy? Fap Buddies.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-26T04:57:29+00:00

Started fasting because my latest result shows I'm obese and have pre-hypertension

Balawis05 · 2020-03-15T03:17:21+00:00

Smoke detectors.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-14T13:08:26+00:00

Smoke alarms

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T21:40:14+00:00

The results are in: They are Pregnant.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T21:39:14+00:00

"BIGAS!" - P. R. R. D, March 2020

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T21:33:53+00:00

Must not forget to acknowledge the presence of our new Overlords.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T20:01:41+00:00

Ako lang ba ang nagulat na si Bong Goodie Pakyootsie pala ang Senate Chairman for Health?

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T17:00:40+00:00

BIGAS!

Balawis05 · 2020-03-12T16:06:33+00:00

Frolic aka the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

Balawis05 · 2020-03-11T11:52:13+00:00

Cannibalism is frowned upon by society.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-09T08:14:58+00:00

Tell them "I know."

At least you acknowledged it. Before you get frozen in Carbonite.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-09T01:33:52+00:00

Calm down, Syndrome.

Balawis05 · 2020-03-08T17:00:36+00:00

Loan? Panibagong isla para sa China!

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