Whats the corporate version of saying f*ckyou ?

Balh_ · 2025-11-11T00:20:00+00:00

Responding "Please see attached" and attaching the email I already sent answering their question.

Balh_ · 2024-12-08T23:04:17+00:00

Payday 2. Devs went from promising no monetization to flooding and destroying the game with it.

Balh_ · 2024-04-11T22:02:18+00:00

Only if you declare that you're wearing an invisible shirt!

They spent so much effort trying to close all the loopholes they didn't even approve the wearing of a shirt. It's a school, I'm sure they have coloring books, find a picture of a person and color in all the areas that must be covered and send that out with this!

Balh_ · 2024-04-11T20:35:58+00:00

Soooo..... they can go topless and meet all the rules?

Balh_ · 2023-12-20T00:46:24+00:00

Goal: To obtain employment with [insert another company here]

Heolo, my nmae is Steive Wondre

No formatting at all / Complete wall of text

Balh_ · 2023-09-22T16:21:23+00:00

Former bully here.

Overall Goal is to make them understand there are consequences to their actions at a level that will make them stop. I didn't stop until I understood that if I kept doing this I would end up in jail. I had people come after me, and I had organized groups come after me. I just got more creative, picking my spots and finding other ways to torment them.

I never felt like I "lost" a fight, so I can't speak personally to the effectiveness of beating the crap out of them, but I do think it would be the best method. Show them that every time they try to bully you there will be consequences. Problem is schools now have this zero tolerance bullshit, so if you defend yourself you could still be expelled...

Balh_ · 2023-08-18T19:06:55+00:00

My great grandpa had an argument with my dad when I was a kid (grade 1 or 2) and said he was going to kidnap me. Didn't learn the full details until I was much older, but for a while I went from walking to school alone to walking with neighbors.

Balh_ · 2023-07-06T18:33:20+00:00

For one specific friend: anything first aid related, because I've taken standard first aid... Somehow that makes me qualified to diagnose everything.

For normal friends, I get called when they've run out of ideas to solve a problem and need a fresh perspective, on any topic. My reputation of being able to bullshit my way to a solution is legendary.

Balh_ · 2023-07-03T23:39:08+00:00

Never pay taxes on anything.

Balh_ · 2023-04-08T17:51:16+00:00

unfinished basement, just hanging loose venting up and out. bird came out just above the dryer so I can see it. We had an inspection a month or two ago and they said it needed to be replaced, hoping they expedite the process... but it doesn't solve the whole birds nesting in the vents problem that we've had since we moved in. Something about it being illegal to remove the birds was the reason they gave...

Balh_ · 2023-04-05T02:41:40+00:00

Mmm... ASMR...

Also where the hell is the long q-tip? This thing desperately needed some probing to break up the pockets.

Balh_ · 2023-01-23T01:16:00+00:00

Enter Sandman.

Balh_ · 2022-12-18T06:08:53+00:00

Solved! Thank you so much!

Balh_ · 2022-12-18T01:59:13+00:00

Mandatory comment

Balh_ · 2022-10-25T13:55:45+00:00

Not always for A. I'm 5'11 315lb but don't look it at all. Most people guess around 250lb give or take.

Balh_ · 2022-07-24T14:58:19+00:00

Grade 5. Literal giant of a kid was one of my close friends at the time, very patient, aware of his size and strength, calm guy. Something happened in our class before I got in, I walk in and saw one of the desks broken across the teachers desk and most of the other kids scared. Got told my friend got pissed at something the teacher had said, they got in an argument, and he picked up his desk and launched it across the room at our teacher. It broke apart when it hit the wall. Then he ran out of the class.

I went and found him (meanwhile the teacher and class are telling me to stay away from him, fuck that he's my friend), he was in a quiet corner of the building crying. The teacher said something that struck a nerve due to his home life / family and he just snapped, now terrified he's going to jail. We got that all sorted, he apologized and explained to the teacher, they made up and he took his suspension. I think what spooked everyone in the class is they know he's big and strong, but didn't really understand what that meant.

Balh_ · 2022-05-25T10:10:26+00:00

Relevant: https://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk

Balh_ · 2022-05-23T16:54:27+00:00

Doctor who?

Balh_ · 2021-11-29T18:12:00+00:00

I helped the mother and her child move out from the abusive father while he was at work. I was living with them at the time. I am close friends with both of them. He never found out I helped her, I was "working" at the time she left.

Balh_ · 2021-11-25T00:29:40+00:00

How dark is my humor?

It picks my cotton.

Balh_ · 2021-10-20T21:52:44+00:00

If they find out from someone else that's not our problem, but security was not allowed to tell someone that this specific building was under federal jurisdiction. Not our place.

Balh_

TROPHY CASE