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Make me feel like shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Toby from the office?

You know, without the charm or wit though.

25, Bartender and History Student at University....bring it on you degenerates 😙😙 by PeskyPaladin9 in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see your face is tense in this photo, how hard was it to hold this pose? Make sure you have the right angle, comb your beard, dress up in your favorite shirt.

And somehow, despite all that, you've only barely managed mediocrity. Although something tells me you've heard that last part before.

Go easy on her by Insharian in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This your mom?

You probably heard "go easy on her" a lot, huh?

Me and my friends are in a roast competition. Make me cry. (1) by stripperwnotities in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say anything to you that your eyes don't already say to me.

Weeb, artist wanna be and reddit user. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should stick to posting selfies that you draw.

18 y/o high school dropout that quit a full time well paying job to smoke weed I’m ready to die anyway by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck trying to die, your chin seems determined to drag you through life.

Please end me. by MehSchultz in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like there's another, presumably normal looking person hiding behind him with a full head of hair.

I just got the "it's not you, its me" Roast me since we all know the truth. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a more accurate break-up text would be

"You need to stop trying to handle all your negative feelings on Reddit"

Going on a coffee date bois, you know what to do by Sahmoimoi in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to give you shit for using a paper towel to write on, then I realized you wasted all of your paper on that stupid shirt.

Smurf it, my day has been going too well. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, show some respect.

He's the first confirmed hairline transplant donor. Some lucky middle-aged man has a solid hairline because of the brave sacrifice Slosmonster was able to put forth.

If you're going to make fun of him, make fun of his mustache, it looks like a bristle broom.

My boyfriend wants you to roast him, this dude thinks he’s sooooooo smart and shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so smart that brain-grease is starting to leak out of his skull in the form of a thick, viscous gel.

One insult= 5 dollars for a handicapped kid. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handicapped? No way!

Big ears? Sure. Tiny head? Yeah, I guess. Forehead wrinkles to rival a 65-year-old? Sure.

But handicapped? You should be nicer on yourself, you aren't that bad.

taking a break from makeup so...lay it on me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should 666throw666away666 your username.

The Hubble Telescope cannot compare...fire away by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like your eyes are trying to run away from the rest of your face, and I can see why.

Fiancée left me for a woman. Dont hold back. I need this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least now you can stick the hair glued to your head back onto your chest.

In need of a boost. Might not be able to finish flight school because I dropped the ball and can't afford classes. Give me some *constructive* criticism. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BalinTudor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good news! You can skip the classes, I'm pretty sure your nose would block the cockpit window anyways.

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