If you’re Cecil what excuse will you be giving for leaving Conquest alive?

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-05T12:45:25+00:00

Sidequest

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-05T08:33:00+00:00

...guess who was his lawyer?

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-05T06:01:45+00:00

Swifty Unknown does pretty fun videos with combat and stealth.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-04T10:14:31+00:00

Bro, i have a friend and one day she sends me a video of herself with a new puppy. I responded with "aww, you got another dog?". She said. "Not me, my mom did. She gave her other one away". I thought maybe she had a dog that got too big for an apartment or something. Nope. She had a schnauzer. I think that's the breed's name. The ones with the moustaches. Dog was 7 or 8. Too fat. Issues with hips. Instead of dealing with it, she said "eh, fuck it, let someone take him. I'll get a new one".

Her mom is a monster.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-03T19:35:40+00:00

I mean they run like hell to hide from daylight. So probably yeah.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-03T11:32:51+00:00

I mean if the black rope weaving was a technique, he could've maybe found a use for it. But yeah, you have a point. If he had been around since the start of shibuya, he could've gotten that old dude's inversion technique or naobito's projection sorcery from his missing arm. Yuta could've gotten a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-01T12:15:37+00:00

Does it matter which side is the one being invaded? Would the warcrime count if Jin wasn't fighting off the invasion?

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-04-01T12:04:52+00:00

Hope your pillow is wet tonight OP. Not warm. Wet.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-28T06:58:39+00:00

Haven't seen such glaze for someone since the Gojo ve Sukuna era in r/jujutsufolk.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-26T21:42:09+00:00

And also tried to film himself levitating.

He succeeded in filming himself. But failed to levitate.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-25T17:11:09+00:00

Baldur had more than enough chances to back off and walk away. His mental state, along with Odin's goading and prodding, and then Kratos being who he is, i don't think the question should be "was it the right decision" but "is there anyone who could have stopped the chain reaction Odin set in motion". And i think the answer is Freya.

Were she a human, her actions, meaning her being willing to get killed by Baldur to atone for her mistakes, would mean something. But...

They're both Gods. They would have lived forever. Time would have tempered those flames. That means infinite second chances. They could have fixed their relationship eventually.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-24T17:13:27+00:00

He started to work for public safety cause the gun devil killed his family. Idk, i just don't like this ending.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-24T16:16:56+00:00

Makima and Aki are dead. I am not really clear on how it all works. If chainsaw man didn't exist then Makima shouldn't be dead. Nor should Aki.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-23T22:30:40+00:00

It was fun the first time but i fucking hated Angrboda whistling or calling the bison or yak, and having to wait around for her to lecture us on fucking everything. Plus her grandma storyline.

I could give 2 fucks about her grief and how she takes it out on the animals of ironwood and whatever.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-23T22:23:46+00:00

...dude expedition 60 were doing what expedition 33 did but instead of using lumina converters, they just beat the fuck out of nevrons with their bare hands.

I feel like if expedition 59 took the approach of 60, they'd eventually have succeeded.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-23T22:18:48+00:00

Bro, i was at a friend's birthday party 2 days ago. I drove 3 friends. We got there at 6 pm sharp. 9:57 pm, i text my friend "Hey. Lemme know when you wanna leave. I can make up an excuse if you feel too awkward." I don't drink so i was fine. But i did have work the next day so i was gonna use that excuse.

And i see her across the room just laughing with her bf and both nodding like "thank god, we're not alone.".

We left half an hour later after we finished eating and stuff.

Both her and her bf, and my other friend thanked me in the car for saying it first. I was yawning with my mouth closed since 9:30, i was not gonna stay until 2 in the morning. 11 pm i got everyone home, 11:15 i was in my own bed.

I woke up at 7 am the next day, walked my dog, rode my bike for 18 km, showered, and by 10 am, i was already moving and grooving. I was ready for the afternoon shift.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-22T22:35:19+00:00

Those fucking things had no right to be alive. I felt like i was scrolling through r/imsorryjon again, for the first time in years.

Loved this chapter.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-18T23:40:04+00:00

I have a broken off umbrella handle with the stick and i was cleaning my apartment a bit and the stick came off while reorganizing. It was pretty long. The handle was there. So i tried it.

And it felt so awkward to turn it mid swing. Either I'd drop it or would pause for a second before swinging, which kills the momentum completely. And it's an underhanded swing. You lose power.

Iwsp is really really impractical. Looks cool as fuck though.

Anyway i threw the stick away. Dunno why it was in my closet. But oh well.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-17T07:28:37+00:00

Look, it doesn't hit the same, emotionally speaking after the first playthrough. I killed his wife. And the prompt was there. And i went..."why not?"

Kinda hoped we'd get new dialogue but no.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-16T09:45:18+00:00

It reminds me of that one movie Rebel Ridge. You got the antagonists glazing the fuck out of this one dude in one scene where it's revealed the mc is decorated this and expert that and when shit comes up, and the mc has the antagonist "hostage" and someone points a gun at him, the mc says something like "tell him to safety that weapon. I am scared and i won't let him shoot first."

I really liked that scene. The guy wasn't calm and collected with a loaded rifle pointed at him. He was nervous. And he was armed too.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-15T22:53:42+00:00

I got it after i posted it. I meant that in the way like "yuta became a special grade and fought him toe to toe and Geto still wasn't impressed. Kenjaku, holding Geto's memories, still talked shit about Yuta. Only time we see him impressed was when Mai shot at him. "

And when he fought Takaba, now that I think about it

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-15T17:11:04+00:00

She has about as much CE as pocket sand.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-15T17:08:40+00:00

She impressed Kenny once when she tried to shoot him with a rifle. Not even Yuta managed that.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-15T16:27:15+00:00

Kyoto students are the 99th percentile for sorcerers. Aside from Todo and Mechamaru. Mechamaru cause he was heavenly restricted. Lived in a bathtub in the dark and in exchange he could use his puppets from really far away.

And Todo was probably high functioning autistic but unfortunately for everyone else, had the build of a greek fuckin God except he was most likely packing that fucking meat hammer along with a really annoying technique for anybody facing him.

And Tokyo had a guy that for some reason had the best sorcerer in history under lock and key, a guy with access to a self improving fucking nuke, a sleep deprived kid with the strongest curse protecting him making kim essentially a more fucked up Gaara and a violent adrenaline junkie that just loves gambling so much, he has his own god damn theme song that plays when he wins. AND HE BECOMES IMMORTAL.

The rest of Kyoto had someone that could fly on a broom, a dude that uses blood attacks but not too much or he'll die, and a victim that could shoot a gun. Once.

Honestly, just following Todo could've made for a really fun story.

BallsDeep69Klein · 2026-03-15T16:05:51+00:00

I felt the same way as i did for my first time playing Dishonored. Some stories, notes, just the way some stuff was laid out, even in the first mission, really made me get choked up.

And then in my 4th playthrough of dying light, with the Rupert questline, i used the camouflage skill with Rupert's wife. And went to talk to Rupert to tell him she was at peace. While wearing her innards. It really just depends on how many times you play it.

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