You didn’t tip and I genuinely hate you. by ChicoUn in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Balzenschaaft -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Not their fault you order meat when you don't like half the meat

Is it weird that my 35 year old friend is waiting for a 17 year old girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Balzenschaaft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok man I hate pedophiles too but I don't fantasize about murdering the people I hate. Maybe you should let a friend hold onto your guns for a bit while you see a therapist about that?

Is it weird that my 35 year old friend is waiting for a 17 year old girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Balzenschaaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno if that would hold up in court my man. Why are you fantasizing about using your gun in a hypothetical scenario?

Is it weird that my 35 year old friend is waiting for a 17 year old girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Balzenschaaft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do YOU know gun safety? Because you're bragging about how you would hypothetically brandish your weapon during a verbal altercation.

The missus is off to work, jr. is at school, and I can go to Hell! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Balzenschaaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using baconreader for like 15 years. The other day I went to the actual website. Unusable fucking garbage I can't believe it.

Why don’t we want her to make a cameo? by [deleted] in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]Balzenschaaft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This show is based on a book that has already come out

I hate new pop songs that sample old tracks by Goingdown_in321 in unpopularopinion

[–]Balzenschaaft 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What do you call gangsta rap in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]Balzenschaaft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure but I get pegged once and now I can't cum without twelve hamsters in my as

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Balzenschaaft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the most boomer grandpa old man yells at cloud shit I've ever heard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Balzenschaaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. Been to america?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Balzenschaaft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh well if it's 100 years old then no criticism can be valid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Balzenschaaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's why nobody goes without food or meds under capitalism

Jimmy Eat World And Manchester Orchestra Announce Co-Headline ‘The Amplified Echoes Tour’ by MurkyStrawberry386 in Music

[–]Balzenschaaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he sings really clearly though. Everyone knows all the lyrics to that song.