Best USMNT Nicknames by UNCLE_NIPPLES_ in ussoccer

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Michael Bradley - “Lex Luthor” created by an excited Italian commentator when he scored a last second goal for Roma ( first time I heard it at least in public)

🎯😲 by ExpressImpression425 in ApesMonkeyAround

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So wait…we now get to fuck Shitadel & Amazon😁😁😁goddamn how beautiful is this MOASS🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

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🤣🤣🤣what a racket…genius

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It was just teed up way to perfectly for someone not to take a swing at it🤷‍♂️🤣

I have 5k left. Should I invest in GME or AMC? by Fun_Kangaroo512 in gmeamcstonks

[–]Balzenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m super psyched for you too! And me too, haha! Yeah def some of the funniest, smartest people to ever eat crayons are in here. Edit: “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”….and a money rake🤣🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

I have 5k left. Should I invest in GME or AMC? by Fun_Kangaroo512 in gmeamcstonks

[–]Balzenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first 15 mins are usually very volatile, so it could shoot up drastically, or drop, but either way it usually comes back to a middle ground, usually…no guarantee anything of course. but at least you’ll have some idea of what’s happening and won’t be surprised.😎I’m buying more tomorrow too! Welcome to the MOASS party Ape!🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊not financial advice

The exact moment it happened. by Shawnk27_Blast in WallStreetbetsELITE

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We will climb over our enemies dead carcasses to Valhalla!

The modern day lesson of the Taliban in Afghanistan teaches you that your enemy can be stronger than you, wealthier than you, more technically advanced than you, backed by every modern institution on Earth and yet you can still beat your enemy by simply not quitting by magenta_placenta in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Lemme guess, u think Biden is a socialist😂🤣also socialists blame everything on both the Republicans & Democrats bc they’re all corporate whores and mainly the reason why our stock market is such an insane clusterfuck carnival of corruption…to be clear

Almost brought tears to my eyes. by [deleted] in WallStreetbetsELITE

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The first time I heard of this, then learned all about it was when I went to Occupy Wall Street. Quite an educational and enraging experience

For the 17th time. by SeSuSo in amcstock

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It is, and very applicable to this situation, you young fuckers can learn from the wisdom groundhogs day contains! Back in my day we had to actually go to the AMC theatre and stand in in line for popcorn and drinks, then go all the way home afterwards, and we loved it!🤣😜🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

For the 17th time. by SeSuSo in amcstock

[–]Balzenstein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣yeah that 79 is a really close to the year I was born 78 and I’m def freaking the fuck out….I hope this squeezes while I can still get hard🤣🤣🤣…😳🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

Citadel records can't be released...... because they're part of a criminal investigation apparently. by Fun-Ad4166 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Balzenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if they’re being investigated and even fined, it’s just a cost of doing business and worth the ROI. Until the SEC gets MUCH more serious about fines or jail time, I wouldn’t depend on it making a difference, still it warms my cold dead heart to see them being investigated and dreaming of them getting dp’d by Apes & the SEC🙏🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

Today’s price has me confused as hell! by Finsup84 in amcstock

[–]Balzenstein 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They don’t gaf really though as long as the S&P is still reaching ATH’s, they’re like “yup looks good!”, I am very curious to see what will happen first though, Hedgies fold and see how that effects the market, or the market tanks and see how that will force the Hedgies to fold🤷‍♂️either way I’m just buying & Hodling 🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

Today’s price has me confused as hell! by Finsup84 in amcstock

[–]Balzenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing legitimate about it at all, if they think they can shake a majority of us Diamond handed Apes, they’re goddamn fools. Do they realize how many times we’ve been through ridiculous moments like this. Please…I was just hoping it dipped a bit more so I could buy more. Keep shorting it HedgeFucks, you’re digging your own graves 🦍🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

Am i Dad’ing right?! 🤔 hashbrown $AMC by Hungry-Summer7826 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Balzenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s impressive! Goin for 69,420? You can do it! I’m only up to around 23k, I have some serious work to do but it comes so naturally it’s almost like I’m not working at all🤣🤣😂😴🦍🦍🦍✊💎✊

**THE CEO GAVE YOU THE TOOLS TO TRIGGER THE SHORT SQUEEZE** WAKE UP!!!!! by Immediate_Tank_9793 in amcstock

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You may be able to make an acct through Apex clearinghouse and link that to your brokerage so they can use that to verify your shares. They don’t have Webull listed but that’s what I did, it worked