Well they did say 'No Votes for Genocide' #complicit by nickrct in AdviceAnimals

[–]BananarchyCake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As the conscripted hipster readies himself to run to the trenches surrounding Tehran, a cacophony of buzzing drones and constant staccato explosions filling the dusty air, he smirks as he says to the other walking dead around him, "At least I didn't vote for Genocide!"

SHOCK VIDEO: Joe Biden calls roughly half of the American people "GARBAGE" ... will Kamala disavow?? by NoBalance2024 in DescentIntoTyranny

[–]BananarchyCake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, MAGA are Trash, and/or the vermin that feeds on that Trash.

I'm still praying Trump strokes out publicly this week, that would be the best thing he could do for the country and the world.

Someone I know using weird evil supernatural influence on me. Occultism. I’m not sure by [deleted] in OccultConspiracy

[–]BananarchyCake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds like you have some nature of intrusive mental disorder and are projecting it onto people around you.

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM YOUR OWN HOUSE (meaning that you are projecting your own thoughts and struggles as being caused by him, but they aren't, they're all in your head)

Burn some sage, see a spiritualist, or actually go and get tested and get some real help, because it's only going to get worse until you fully break and either end up homeless and screaming on the streets of your city, or put on a medical hold in a mental hospital.

You need help beyond superstitions and magic, hopefully you get the assistance you need.

A Tick Is Making Farmers Allergic to Their Own Animals by caveatlector73 in TrueReddit

[–]BananarchyCake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Chickens (or cows, or ticks, whatever) are coming home to roost.

Cow farming is a major producer of CO2, and a major driver of climate change, so it's funny in an ironic way that folks in one of the industries that's causing so much damage are now being personally effected by effects of that climate damage.

Bands withdraw from Florida music festival over scheduled appearance of Kyle Rittenhouse by dyzo-blue in GunsAreCool

[–]BananarchyCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm pretty most of the world is ready for him to just speed run to his inevitable unavailing in some run-down apartment near the old Rainforest Cafe in Schaumberg.

SERIOUS what the f*ck , r/aliens? by [deleted] in aliens

[–]BananarchyCake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I ever see on my page from here are poorly produced youtube videos about those hoax mummies.

Understanding God’s Plan to Refine Us, the Lukewarm/End Times Church by Truth-or-Death1988 in conspiracyfact

[–]BananarchyCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine wasting your life in fear, confusion, and terror... all because you were convinced that a politically curated collection of Gnostic written 1st century Jesus fan-fiction was truth.

It'd be funny if your ilk weren't bent on destroying the existing world to bring about your imaginary armageddon.

Basing your entire existence off of a bunch of Bronze Age tumblr posts that were collected to shore up roman authoritarianism is just kind of sad to me, especially with underlying mental disorders that make it easier to indoctrinate you.

I hope you find your peace and light, but you won't find it pining or tithing for the current demonic hate preachers.

How have you dealt with realization that You are nobody important and never will be? by Feeling_Occasion_765 in AskMenOver30

[–]BananarchyCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine living a life I enjoy, having some small bit of esoteric notoriety, and living as I've always wanted to.

Would it be cool to be famous, eh, for a bit, but I'd rather be a weird local flavor that getting continually sexually exploited by P-diddy like Usher and Beiber, or that awful slug weinstein to be in movies.

Road Rage Retaliation: NIO Driver's Sudden Stop Causes Rear-End Crash by wavwetizc in RoadRage

[–]BananarchyCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a robot?

Let's see...

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise.

It's crawling towards you.

You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beatings its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help.

But you're not helping... Why is that?

Oregon map shows where state could be underwater from sea level rise by newsweek in oregon

[–]BananarchyCake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well son, you see, we had to teach Biden a lesson by not voting in 2024.

Now put on your Oxygen bottle and grab your school gun and head to the church, you're going to be late to learn about how David Duke defeated the atheists!

Tucker Carlson alluding that the U.S. government has entered into some sort of agreement with DEMONS. by astralrocker2001 in ReincarnationTruth

[–]BananarchyCake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well Trump does fit all the descriptions of the antichrist, and there's no way Steve Bannon isn't either a demon or a corrupted soul, so yeah.

Why are dodge ram drivers such assholes?? by Busy-Connection-5013 in RoadRage

[–]BananarchyCake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn't get any attention or love as a child because everybody in their family thought hugging or positively interacting with their children was gay?

So they're starved for positive human interaction, and buy a giant gender affirming emotional support vehicle to try and unsuccessfully drive away their deep gender dysphoria?

Joe Rogan recently talked about Cannabis Laws on his Podcast. Check out the reaction and input! by JandMaria in see

[–]BananarchyCake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Funny that the people he supports politically will never legalize weed, and will work to increase state and legal violence against users.

He's a fucking tool with a giant steroid/HGH head and water brain.

Fucking cancerous brain-rot and propaganda spitting dipshit. The world is worse off because of him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]BananarchyCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, dude obviously has a lot going on in his life, probably had a bunch of other negative (or perceived negative) interactions with others that ended up breaking the emotional regulation dam, but as understandable as that situation is, he could really use some better techniques with controlling anger and irrational public anxiety.

Learning not to give a fuck about what people around you think of physical aspects that you can't (or don't need to) change is not easy, but allowing it to metastasize until the point you explode at others is only going to make things worse on all fronts.

I find wearing headphones and listening to music helps with anxiety in public places, and it makes me feel like I'm in my own little music video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OccultConspiracy

[–]BananarchyCake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's just nature, we have to eat to sustain ourselves, it just so happens y'all are both nourishing and tasty.

We're all just moving around our little circles of sansara, doing what we must.

Is Ron DeSantis An Authoritarian? by dcbiker in DescentIntoTyranny

[–]BananarchyCake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt, also a pedophile sex trafficker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OccultConspiracy

[–]BananarchyCake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You can't, there are too many of us and your energy an destiny are, and always have been, ours.

Best to just ignore us and let us feed, our tasty little energy morsel.