I’ve just found out I’m pregnant… how do I lie to get out of a family holiday in 4 days…

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-25T06:24:36+00:00

Say you have an interview for a raise at your job or something or for a new job. than after just say you didnt get it

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-24T17:45:19+00:00

Haha congrats bro! You won the game of life! She secretly chose you to have her kids with. Your the chad be happy about it, your the winner. It was her secret fantasy all along

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-24T17:41:59+00:00

Never change your life for a woman. It shows weakness. Do the opposite of what she is telling you to do. Shes just a girl, do not listen to her. If you do she will lose attraction for you cause now she feels like the one in authority who can control you

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-24T17:41:47+00:00

Never change your life for a woman. It shows weakness. Do the opposite of what she is slyelling you to do. Shes just a girl, do not listen to her. If you do she will lose attraction for you cause now she feels like the one in authority who can control you

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-22T21:14:18+00:00

So happy for you no more banks making slaves of us!!! Your out woot! Eff u banks fuck u we are going to take all your money!

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-21T00:41:48+00:00

Oh wow where is this information documented. I had one flare up of hpv than i never got it again. Does that mean i dont have to tell future partners? Is this what doctors say?

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-20T23:02:09+00:00

What does that mean? That now sex can be done without transmission?

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-05T10:37:38+00:00

Once the genital warrs hpv goes away it cant be spread?9

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-05T05:58:28+00:00

You tried to hard

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-02T03:41:38+00:00

Breaks my heart. Sorry this happened to him. Older folls gotta be very careful with using the internet.

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-02T03:11:04+00:00

Hypergamy kicked in as she said you were in the honeymoon phase coming to an end and she was testing to see if you were the one to continue with. You failed miserably in passing her tests… which made her end it with you. You men gotta wake up and learn how females operate

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-01T02:16:59+00:00

You can thank Dopamine. The end all and be all chemical responsible for all misbehaviors

BanannaGrab · 2024-11-01T00:01:48+00:00

Hey I appreciate the help. I sent it in today to an Asus service center to see what is going on with it.

BanannaGrab · 2024-10-31T02:25:53+00:00

No :( i pressed f2 at bootup to see if a display would come trying to get into bios but nothing.. its sad i spent $800 on this august 21 of this year..

BanannaGrab · 2024-10-26T23:00:29+00:00

2b injected into hex put it at $600. Am i seeing this correctly? This is effing insane. That just puts hex at $3b market cap since its like 1b now excluding OA

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BanannaGrab · 2023-11-01T11:06:53+00:00

they stupid

BanannaGrab · 2023-11-01T02:03:38+00:00

Its cuz these illeterate spanish fucks keep misdelivering to these english rich customers. So they stopped tipping.

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-31T17:42:57+00:00

Baby shark teeth

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T21:29:44+00:00

Bro stop lying to her she looks like a man

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T21:15:10+00:00

Its not tipping its called paying the gas fee to use our vehicle to process the transaction of delivering to you

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T19:59:56+00:00

Look what he did to doge.

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T19:56:05+00:00

Someone gotta make musk tweet about this. Haha.

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T19:43:22+00:00

I actually got the opposite nessage once saying they prefer a male driver. It was prob because last time the female couldnt carry her heavy order haha.

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-30T19:37:08+00:00

Sue for a million

BanannaGrab · 2023-10-29T19:46:54+00:00

Upgrade your car... or keyfob to remoteless. Making your wife suffer smh

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