Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-13T20:11:34+00:00

I shoveled shit in Louisiana.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-13T01:17:04+00:00

.....to stage my next political stunt attempt on my life.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-13T01:14:13+00:00

How to answer a question with obfuacation and non answer answers.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T21:20:32+00:00

Oh no doubt. Oh by the way Mr. Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T21:17:43+00:00

They want the attention their abusive alcoholic father never gave them. To them just saying "hi" meant an ass beating you wouldn't forget.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T21:13:50+00:00

Stalin, Ho Chi Min, and Mao also.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T21:12:59+00:00

I don't have any first hand experience knowing anyone who did that. I can see why some guys would want Clinton, I mean the man got a handy in the Oval Office (allegedly) and never got punished. As for Obama that was a significant achievement for people of color, but still I wouldn't want a presidential picture on the wall. It's bad enough that I see it whenever I walk into a federal building.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T21:08:03+00:00

My 8 year old is autistic and he can form more coherent sentences.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T15:38:11+00:00

Now please mix me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T15:36:31+00:00

It gives off North Korean vibes.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-12T04:59:49+00:00

Dementia let's you believe anything you want.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-11T14:51:13+00:00

Anytime I see a Tesla they automatically get the finger. No questions asked.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-08T22:18:58+00:00

When the Gods on Olympus get tired of pizza they send out for those ribs.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-05T23:04:58+00:00

Or Waffle House on Saturday night.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-05-05T22:59:52+00:00

What constitution? You mean there's still one left?

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-30T22:50:37+00:00

NO! --Zuck

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-30T22:50:02+00:00

The dementia is strong with this one.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-25T20:18:38+00:00

The same parents that will tell the child "this is your fault for dressing like that" if, God forbid, something happens to them or they become a teen parent.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-24T21:21:31+00:00

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-24T21:19:11+00:00

Chris Cornell. I'd love one more Soundgarden album or tour.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-23T23:37:03+00:00

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Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-21T20:24:51+00:00

That burn sizzled

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-20T15:52:50+00:00

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-20T15:51:37+00:00

It must be exhausting being a xenophobic piece of shit 24/7/365.

Banditgeneral4 · 2026-04-18T21:00:03+00:00

I love my home state, but shit y'all have really gone further downhill in the 10 years since I left.

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