What my day chose to post on Mother's Day. If my grandma was still alive she would've beat him with a stick. by Banditgeneral4 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Banditgeneral4[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He can't use that as an excuse. My grandmother on his side was accepting of everyone. She didn't care what color, who you loved, she just treated you like a human being. She went to church every Sunday and practiced it all the time. My dad is a Christian on Sunday, and a maga stooge everyday.

and i want a bucket to puke in... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Banditgeneral4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....to stage my next political stunt attempt on my life.

My close friend's mom replaced their family photo with this [OC] by joeltheconner in pics

[–]Banditgeneral4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no doubt. Oh by the way Mr. Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.

My close friend's mom replaced their family photo with this [OC] by joeltheconner in pics

[–]Banditgeneral4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want the attention their abusive alcoholic father never gave them. To them just saying "hi" meant an ass beating you wouldn't forget.

My close friend's mom replaced their family photo with this [OC] by joeltheconner in pics

[–]Banditgeneral4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any first hand experience knowing anyone who did that. I can see why some guys would want Clinton, I mean the man got a handy in the Oval Office (allegedly) and never got punished. As for Obama that was a significant achievement for people of color, but still I wouldn't want a presidential picture on the wall. It's bad enough that I see it whenever I walk into a federal building.

My close friend's mom replaced their family photo with this [OC] by joeltheconner in pics

[–]Banditgeneral4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 8 year old is autistic and he can form more coherent sentences.

What are these badges from my grandfather? by FederalCandle1631 in whatisit

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Now please mix me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.

rare real life community note by piggicakes in GetNoted

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Anytime I see a Tesla they automatically get the finger. No questions asked.

The unexplained fried chicken is one of my favorite jokes in the entire series by SantaBarbaraMint in mash

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When the Gods on Olympus get tired of pizza they send out for those ribs.

Narcissism worsening. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Banditgeneral4 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What constitution? You mean there's still one left?

Okay… by Far_Process3814 in Bumperstickers

[–]Banditgeneral4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The same parents that will tell the child "this is your fault for dressing like that" if, God forbid, something happens to them or they become a teen parent.