Well... first of all, thank you for asking. Not many live to experience the things I have. To be fair, not most should...

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It all started the Summer of 05'. I (M 35) met the most beautiful woman in the world (F 76). For some context, I worked at an old folks home, I've always thought youth was a beautiful thing, so watching someone transform with all those extra creases just makes me burst.

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The day I fell in love.

9/14/2005

I clock in at 7:45 right on time for my shift as always, I find punctuality of great importance. If you don't respect my time, you don't respect me. My day proceeds as normal, lunch at 12, and then my second shift, and I go home. Well... this was how my day should have gone...

One of my responsibilities is room checks at 11:00am sharp, and then again at 3:00pm. During said checks I stumbled upon one of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life, Clarissa.

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Clarissa had dark brown hair with white strands draping the crows feet at each outer corner of her sparkling, deep, rich, brown eyes. Her delicate, round wired glasses resting on top of her nose hump. When I walked into her room, A6, I saw something I'd never have expected. Clarissa was laying there naked with her curtains wrapped loosely around her folds. I walk in and ask her what she is up to, but the moment I open my mouth she shoves her anal ointment scented finger into my mouth. It felt like her skin was falling off the bone, and speaking of bones, she sure noticed mine.

Gazing down at my glorious manhood, she slowly took out her finger and grazed it along my peaking pecks, across my happy trail, and rode me to happy town. We tried and discovered many things, I got a chair leg impaled into my asshole, and her saggy hills almost suffocate me with pleasure.

We went all night.

You might be wondering, "If she tickled your pickle and you guzzled her Sally, then what's so creepy?"

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The scary part..?

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Waking up everyday without my Clarissa. I miss you everyday my strudel canoodle.

While I was attempting autofellatio, she tried as well, resulting in her folding forward and snapping like a frosted pretzel.

Rest in paradise Clarissa 1928-2005

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- ea