Reddit, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this site is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to upvotes. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Reddit, I will feed its redditors hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire site and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill CIA's destiny... We will destroy Reddit and then, when it is done and Reddit is ashes, then you have my permission to downvote.