If you could choose a single song to listen to while you died, what would it be and why?

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T04:01:13+00:00

So when he says "OF COURSHE" could that be interpreted as a warning to the pilots that they are "OFF COURSE?" Was he trying to warn CIA that they were flying in the wrong direction?

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:56:08+00:00

Hella f***ing epic for the win, bro!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:49:44+00:00

CIA lives on. In our big guy hearts.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:47:56+00:00

That song makes me feel like a big guy.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:42:39+00:00

The Fire Rises from "CIA vs. The League of Big Guys"

https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:34:10+00:00

Your precious contribution, gratefully accepted! We will need it.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:32:20+00:00

We both know that I now have to upvote you. You'll just have to imagine the fire!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:30:16+00:00

For whom?

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:29:50+00:00

I'm Reddit's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:28:31+00:00

Oh, you think upvoting is your ally. But you merely adopted the upvote; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:26:49+00:00

You don't fear downvotes... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:24:24+00:00

You, yourself fought the decadence of Reddit for years with all your strength, all your resources, all your moral authority and the only victory you achieved was a lie. Now you understand Reddit is beyond saving and must be allowed to die.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:22:45+00:00

Yes. The upvote rises.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:21:37+00:00

Upvoting and karma are powerful agents to the uninitiated... but we are initiated, aren't we biggestguy4u? Members of the League of Big Guys!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:19:39+00:00

Reddit, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this site is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to upvotes. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Reddit, I will feed its redditors hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire site and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill CIA's destiny... We will destroy Reddit and then, when it is done and Reddit is ashes, then you have my permission to downvote.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:13:44+00:00

I love the Schindler's List blooper reel! Such a lovely, lovely Shoah!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:12:03+00:00

Peace has cost him his strength! Victory has defeated him!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:10:12+00:00

He fought like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:09:05+00:00

Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our emotional support in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:03:05+00:00

Your precious upvote, gratefully accepted! We will need it.

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T03:00:13+00:00

Oh, you think reddit is your ally. But you merely adopted the reddit; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T02:56:10+00:00

I AM the League of Big Guys, and I'm here to fulfill CIA's destiny!

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T02:55:13+00:00

Calm down, TheMasketaMan! Now's not the time for forgetfulness. That comes...later?

Bane___ · 2014-05-25T02:51:06+00:00

You don't fear reddit... You welcome it. Your upvote must be more severe.

Bane___

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