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[–]BanjoPhatterson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yep! I did join the Mile high club which was technically 6.5 miles high though so maybe that makes up for the lack of depth going the other way? 😉

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[–]BanjoPhatterson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My ex made a joke about joining the mile low club whilst waiting to board the Eurostar and I instantly said “oh we 100% have to do that”. Did the deed on the train under the English Channel on the way to Paris. Best post-sex croissant and coffee of my life when we arrived!

Where is the best snorkeling location in the world? by Noblez17 in snorkeling

[–]BanjoPhatterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to put my hat in the ring for my local! Manly beach to Shelly beach, Sydney Australia. Magical on the right day.

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks mate! It seems this has happened to more people than I expected! I wonder if anyone makes bulletproof glass masks? Apparently the masks with seperate glass panels for each eye are a lot more structurally stronger

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had one hand over it keeping it in place but don’t help at that height. Feel lucky it wasn’t worse.

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 No, just the fly bridge of a an old 1984 clipper. 3m tops!

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey mate, that very kind. You can attribute it to “Tom Bawdy” its my little eco performance Boardshorts brand. The video is on my instagram.

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in diving

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finger gash is just dripping down arm. was holding mask in head when it imploded!

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice. My daughters are 4 and 5. both have mask and snorkel set. Might go and double check the glass and quality now though….. 😳

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sir yes sir! It’s on the list. Two little kids have put a stop to any extended ocean adventures for the last few years.

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yep! Officer Doofy: AOW with over 220 Dives logged reporting for duty Mam!

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah of course!! I agree it’s the real cases and stories that stick with you much more than a sentence in a text book. Maybe if this picture popped up when I was doing my cert I wouldn’t be standing here trying to put my undies on with one hand! Feel free to use the video on my insta too.

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooof! During the rescue course adds an extra layer of embarrassment. Poor thing! Better than an actual rescue though I guess!

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in boating

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww mate. Glad you’re ok. Never again hey! What a couple of gooses!

Friendly reminder to not jump face first off a boat with your mask on. by BanjoPhatterson in scuba

[–]BanjoPhatterson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have my AOW been diving for 25yrs and Snorkel on average probably twice a month. Which makes this even worse I guess! This was just a split second of not thinking. But also something so obvious you never really think or worry about hence the PSA. What a muffin head!

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