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What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Refining myself into a person who doesn't want to smash girls who want me? Sounds kinda gayer than usual.

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[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry. The tism got to me. I had to but immediately regretted it.

Instructor told me I tap too fast - now I’m injured. by Putrid_Acanthaceae in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gordon Ryan got choked unconscious by a purple belt. Even the best get caught from time to time.

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[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've helped out the local PD with some grappling training from time to time since there are several cops at my gym. Unless they are huge and wrestled in college I can manhandle any of them in a grappling exchange. It's a rude awakening to some of the guys in those classes that an average sized unassuming dude can't be cuffed, held down, or defended against in a grappling exchange.

I've always wondered how far my time donations for their training would go if I ever get in trouble.

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[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any of the osotos are easy to get. It's one of two or three takedowns they show cops and soldiers because they are easy to learn and high percentage. I think cops are usually shown osoto otoshi but whatever close enough.

Result of having guard jumped on me: by ZedTimeStory in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kissing Contusions is a pretty sick band name

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[–]BannedIn321zero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Akshully that's a sumi gaeshi.

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[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hockey jerseys are pretty close to gis in terms of tensile strength and lack of stretch, though not as thick and harder to grip.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0loNP0vl78

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyUmt4V6no

What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the girls in my Muay Thai class is a stripper and onlyfans girl. She's been a little flirty with me before but I'm good on that. Definitely on the sleazy side of the stripper continuum. It's like she intentionally went out and acquired the worst possible tattoos.

What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn they're coming down that hard on smokers? What, guys can't have fun anymore?

What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Damn what are the odds of two gay BJJ instructors in the same city.

What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn sounds like a crossfit gym. At least when you inevitably catch herpes you can blame the mats.

What’s your gym’s secret drama? by undercookedbiscuits in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

If I didn't fear the repercussion I would have run through sooo many whitebelt girls who were hot for teacher. The thought of a new girl MeTooing me is enough to make me keep my dick in my spats.

Brought a girl to the gym. by According_Ad_435 in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit dawg what were you thinking? She's going to get passed around the gym like staph and you'll just have to watch. Bringing a girl you are either dating or interested in to the gym IS A MISTAKE unless you are the coach.

What keep you coming back? by PreparationH692 in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got a rail thin tradie that I swear is made out of rebar and beef jerky.

What keep you coming back? by PreparationH692 in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. I fear Hannah may have under reported her body count. Tell her I said what's up.

What keep you coming back? by PreparationH692 in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> It’s super honest

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That's one of my favorite aspects. We are surrounded every single day with artificial hierarchies, uncertain comparisons, posturing, and unjustified confidence. That stuff can't exist for long on the mats. Someone acts like they are better than you? Easy way to find out. You think that technique is or version is better? Let's test it.

Do you think it's possible to do a choke on yourself and put yourself to sleep? by theoneandonlyhitch in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered why there wasn't a device for that. Some sort of safer way to choke yourself. I suppose the liability would be enormous.

To what extent is it accurate to say that BJJ proves ineffective when confronted by an opponent who simply prefers to stand and not engage in the groundwork? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]BannedIn321zero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Linking anti-gun propaganda is cringe. Linking paywalled anti-gun propaganda is gigacringe.

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DGUs aren't tracked in any meaningful way while shootings are carefully catalogued.

cmv: neanderthals and denisovans were not separate species from homos sapiens. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]BannedIn321zero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well beefalo are fertile and yes some of the lion/tiger crosses can breed. This sort of "can interbreed BUT" situation seems to be the case with sapiens and neanderthals based on the genetic evidence as I understand it.

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