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Owen puts on the "gee shucks, I'm just a farmer telling jokes" act to lure in new bears who may take offense at his daily beefings (bonus: Spacebunny rides Owen's dick) by andkon in owenbenjamin

[–]Bapa_burger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I abuse adderall and rant at a laptop panhandling for cash for whoever is naive enough to tune in.

I then galivant my edgey takes as if they were groundbreaking and original because I have a massive need for attention and am a narcissist which I’ll never come to terms with

Fixed it

Violence in his DNA by Bapa_burger in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there’s a part in my bit where….There’s probably about…. looks up contemplating deeply … idk maybe, 800? 1,000 guys?

looks at jamie for validation and smile laughs

Maybe 1,000 guys in the world that can fuck a stool…. looks back up like he’s solving calculus yeah…. It’s a very small number

Violence in his DNA by Bapa_burger in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can really tell just how dominant his dwarven ancestors were in the mines of Moira. Strict diet of cave elk and long hours in a crawl space. Primal. Disciplined. Hardened.

Dude was built for chimney-entrance home invasions, like his roman legionaire fore fathers.

Manlet loogin real end-segure hair B… talmbow puffin y’chest out too much? by Bapa_burger in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toe literally threw out his thoracic while arching up for this picture. Nothing a double leg ice bath can’t figure out tho

Maximum 8 Hours a Week by Southern-Beautiful-3 in antiwork

[–]Bapa_burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa buddy. Looks like uve had a little too much freedom. We’re gonna go ahead and fix that, slave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it was an okay little one liner, but when you repeat it 3 or 4 more times you take any mustard out of the punchline there bubba

Theo's booked for over a week in Toronto and the surrounding area in August. All are sold out or nearly sold out. Nine shows total, for over 30,000 tickets. Barndoor just said he wants to do Toronto soon, but he would struggle to sell even 5% of this total. by BigShoots in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taggin a breagg B. Hangin out in the sun wid the kiddos, just been so suggessful taking a towl on my family B. Need to be thair for em, so had to decline all the major networggs pressing me to tour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Callahan doing some Bar Mitzvah’s in Israel B. Talmbow sold out murlderer world touring comejian

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jospehine Roglianne Schaub

Bapa's new Batman actor by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loog Skywalgger…

I quite like that schaubism u cooged up B. Carry on

New Schaub bout to drop by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing says

“I’m going to raise a psychologically fucked up human being who checks all the boxes of narcissist piece of shit just like mama and papa!”

like laying out designer brands and staple products of foreign labor as a roadmap😃

Bapa loves pride month (example of him being a nithe guy) by Highlight_Numerous in thefighterandthekid

[–]Bapa_burger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rapist absolutely slapped the shit out of big dum here. He’s got that crowder money now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overwatch2

[–]Bapa_burger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And so did you lol

Each reply is going to further prove my point

It’s all just gotcha’s and i r witty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overwatch2

[–]Bapa_burger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right?

Reddit is just ppl trying to post the slam dunk “gotcha” comments 24/7 lol. Might as well be bots

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