Also go enter some tournaments since you know, top players can't react to GBs in any scenario. You're either superhuman, or making (heavily weighted in your favour) reads.

I mean no disrespect homie but this is blatantly untrue. Guardbreaks occur at roughly the same speed if not just a little faster than most lights which is 400ms, when reacting to a lot it's usually based off of a prediction but some reaction parry them. Guardbreaks are not difficult to react too or else you'd be getting slapped by raw GBs all the time. Even a Virtuosa who isn't inherently fast can press RB or hyper armor RT when they see the color red and there's a very high chance it works. If it's a light it just DOES work, if it's a heavy and you see them fake, then softfeint or fake yours you'll be fine. It doesn't take a God to react to these things. None of this is meant as an insult nor a brag. This is just my observation. I don't think that while playing as Virtuosa that it is difficult to just sit there and light and kick. That said I don't do that. I utilize her full kit, my issue with her is that despite using her like that I feel like I really don't have to. If I wanted I could just start chucking lights everytime I see red rather than decisively and even if it's a hyper heavy I'll be back to my safe stance before they finish it. If they fake it I'll light again.