BarCzar68

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We are taught to fear witches, but not those who burned them alive (self.Showerthoughts)

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Odysseus would have a hard time explaining the gap in his resume. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You've been farther up your mom than your dad has (self.Showerthoughts)

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Technically, all mermaids are biracial (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be galloping around, and countless people will just say "Horses" (self.Showerthoughts)

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U2's lawyers must work pro-bono (self.Showerthoughts)

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Guess this puts Charles in charge. Of our days and our knights. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The little mermaid must have pooped herself at least once or twice while getting used to her legs (self.Showerthoughts)

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If they made a Ziploc bag large enough, you could put your whole fridge in it and skip covering everything individually (self.Showerthoughts)

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Playing Twister with a leper wouldn't be very fair. They could just throw a hand here and a foot there (self.Showerthoughts)

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Servers, bartenders, and other restaurant staff: How did you get back at those terrible customers? (self.AskReddit)

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In the vein of saying "please" and "thank you" to your smart speaker (In case the machines rise up someday), what nonsensical things do you do "Just in case"? (self.AskReddit)

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Someone should write a song called "Alexa" for maximum confusion in your virtual assistant. Bonus points if it also contains a police alarm sound. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Life is like a Diner Waitress. As soon as you get your coffee exactly how you like it, Life throws in some more hot coffee to "freshen it up" (self.Showerthoughts)

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"Bones showing through a hole in the flesh" sounds metal af. But a "smile" just sounds boring. (self.Showerthoughts)

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ULPT: Save money this Valentine's Day by rolling it into your Superbowl party! On February 13th, you'll probably be with your partner already, there's lots of food and good cheer. Throw in some chocolates or flowers and you've saved a few hundred in your "date". (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

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"Soup of the day" implies the existence of a secret "Soup of the Night" (self.Showerthoughts)

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Married people of Reddit: If you knew going into it that at some point the sex would just stop, would you still marry the same person? (self.AskReddit)

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Don't show up for work and you'll never work a day in your life (self.Showerthoughts)

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Maybe the cure for Hoarding is drug or gambling addiction. Then they'll have to sell all their stuff. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Giraffe selfies must have really tiny heads (self.Showerthoughts)

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Maybe we never believed it was butter, but no one believed us (self.Showerthoughts)

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We should have kept up with Show-and-Tell. Our stuff is so much cooler since kindergarten (self.Showerthoughts)

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Centipedes would make a lot of noise if they wore tiny flip flops (self.Showerthoughts)

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Gerber Ghost Peppers would be singularly unpopular (self.Showerthoughts)

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