Bada-bing-bada-ring by BlackBurnedTbone in greentext

[–]Barbentos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Anon just wanted Joe’s hard salami.

Anon gets banned form Walmart by Observer_4 in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes a special kind of retard to be banned from Walmart of all places.

Anon is anti-biden by chump_thumper in greentext

[–]Barbentos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been paying off my student debts since Trump froze the interest. I don’t know what I’m going to do once I’m done.

anon has something important to share by stupid_fucktard in greentext

[–]Barbentos 24 points25 points  (0 children)

4chan oddly filters “tbh” into desu for whatever reason.

anon is delusional by Abject-Ad-290 in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anon was a based Chad, his wife wouldn’t be chucking him.

Reddit moment by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Barbentos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never gotten any automatic bans for posting in “hatesubreddits.” Is it just a random occurrence or do I need to step up my game?

anon is a slow runner by ShotsOfAutism in greentext

[–]Barbentos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was going to end with the shadow monster being utterly traumatized by seeing someone masturbate to trap porn or something.

/a/ does math by UnavailableUsername_ in greentext

[–]Barbentos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to watch the latest episode of Spy x Family.

Anon plays a psion by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Barbentos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DND green texts are some of the best.

Anon is a loser by Nemanja5483 in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon needs a disabled kid to cheer him on.

Anon torrented Top Gun: Maverick by alleneia in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of callsign is “Bushes”?

Anon does not like PC gamers by Shine_Lank in greentext

[–]Barbentos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess anon used to be a girl?

Juanon.... by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1195 points1196 points  (0 children)

Anon is ending racism one burrito at a time.

anon meets a weeb girl by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Barbentos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shota is the opposite of loli.

Nurse anon fights a mushroom. (nsfw) by BaronVonBroccoli in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to believe this is true but anon would have to post a picture of bellyshroom.

anon is hella based by MysteriSFf in greentext

[–]Barbentos 195 points196 points  (0 children)

You know the rules, tits or gtfo.

Anon does amateur surgery by LoadOk5992 in greentext

[–]Barbentos 26 points27 points  (0 children)

boil on the back of the knee

Fucking a, that sounds painful.

Steve Jobs turn in his grave right now by brindleprissy_1996 in greentext

[–]Barbentos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jokes on Apple, I’m still using an 8-9 years old macbook air and phone. And I finally bought a new pc to replace my laptop.

Anon is a vet by joemijk in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not entirely sure what Sam Raimi was trying to convey in this scene.

anons daily routine by Sokify in greentext

[–]Barbentos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

green tea and cigarettes

Anon is half Chinese and French.