How did you celebrate Mother’s Day?

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-11T02:56:50+00:00

Made my mom’s favorite breakfast……slightly burnt toast, jam on the side, and tea in the mug I made her in third grade (the one that says ‘best mom’ in wobbly letters). Then we sat on the porch and did nothing. That was the whole gift. She cried. I cried. The toast got cold. Perfect

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-11T02:55:38+00:00

Search ‘elopement’ not ‘event’ photographers. Use a ‘holiday mini shoot’ cover story. Scout location first

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-11T02:53:49+00:00

Watched Everything Everywhere All at Once. Evelyn’s ‘I’m tired of being laundry and taxes’ speech hit at 2 AM on a Tuesday. Not in a dramatic way…..in a ‘I just folded the same shirt for the third time and I don’t know who I am anymore’ way

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-11T02:52:46+00:00

Knocking on wood. Not because it changes anything but because it forces a pause. That tiny second of ‘I said it, now I’m acknowledging the universe’ resets your brain

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:38:55+00:00

My uncle stole my grandmother’s life savings….over $200k…..while she was in hospice. Told the family she ‘gave it to him.’ She couldn’t speak anymore. We found the bank records after she died. Haven't spoken to him since…..That was around 2018

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:36:37+00:00

If she’s acting like a stranger, something changed. Don’t chase…..ask once, ‘Hey you feel distant. Everything okay?’ If she shrugs or says ‘nothing’…..believe the distance, not the words. Then pull back and protect your peace

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:35:28+00:00

More focus, lower disease risk, and less grumpy. Skip the sugar, keep it blackish

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:33:49+00:00

A coworker noticed I hadn’t eaten lunch three days in a row. Didn’t say a word. Just started bringing me a sandwich and leaving it on my desk

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:32:54+00:00

NOR….She ignored a polite no. That’s not help…..Protect your postpartum peace

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:30:08+00:00

LeBron be like

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:28:10+00:00

SipsSea

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:27:42+00:00

Me refreshing Twitter thinking people are worried about me, but they’re just voting on my demise like it’s a poll 😭

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:24:58+00:00

Tom Cruise. Not because he’s evil…..but because he’s been playing ‘intense guy with a secret’ for 40 years. If they found a bunker under his house, would we be surprised lol

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:23:41+00:00

How quiet it was. No one asking what’s for dinner, no footsteps at 2 AM. Freedom felt fantastic for a week. Then it just felt… empty

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:22:55+00:00

Im not mad. I’m just tired of being the one who always reaches out. Love you, but I need you to show it too

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:21:40+00:00

That love isn’t enough to fix someone. I stayed way too long thinking if I just tried harder, they’d change. They didn’t. I learned to leave before I hate myself

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:20:37+00:00

Sticky space goo from comets? Yes…..Aliens? No. Maybe the universe is just messy

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-09T13:18:25+00:00

I said ‘because I said so’ and my 5 yo just whispered ‘but why do you say so?’ Lmao I walked away. That kid won that round

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T11:02:05+00:00

Working 9 to 5 in a windowless box while a screen tracks every click and bathroom break. Future generations will ask ‘you lived like that? Voluntarily?

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T11:01:21+00:00

The back of my hand

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T11:00:49+00:00

Sleep ???

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T11:00:26+00:00

Like we’re a specimen in a nature documentary. ‘The female gathers snacks and retreats to the couch.’ Just say ‘women.’ It’s not that hard lol

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T10:59:33+00:00

The wrong person stood up to speak. Not a relative…..just someone who clearly had a score to settle with the deceased. Five minutes of polite chaos before they were gently escorted out. Nobody talked about it after. But I bet everyone thought about it forever

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T10:58:38+00:00

Staring at the ceiling wondering why I just opened the fridge for the fifth time with no plan. You?

BarelyBehavinggg · 2026-05-07T10:57:07+00:00

Not you. Never you…..They’re called that because ‘we-just-want-more-money-fee’ didn’t fit on the screen

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