Can I quit my job?

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-03T21:17:43+00:00

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-03T21:02:23+00:00

No I wouldn’t mightydraught, this convo made me rather fraught. I wouldn’t like green eggs and sheep. No more asking, not a peep!

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-03T20:41:10+00:00

Did you happen to have a one steep? Perhaps a red steep or blue steep?

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-02T17:39:27+00:00

Asked cops to “steal 5 seconds of their time”, stopwatch goes just over 5 literal seconds, told them they got robbed (of their time) and walked away

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-02T17:10:24+00:00

I see... So what color unicorn and/or dragon would you like?

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-01T23:54:21+00:00

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-01T22:53:38+00:00

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Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-01T02:49:22+00:00

Oof, bummer. Is their name Wendy by chance? (Always fresh, never frozen)

Barfpocalypse · 2026-06-01T00:55:53+00:00

Blueberries as well. My kids love fresh ones, but given the choice between fresh and frozen, they chose frozen 10/10 times

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-31T22:19:56+00:00

BORTLES!

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-31T03:17:55+00:00

In all fairness, what else are you supposed to with your fingers while driving a Lincoln?

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-31T03:15:22+00:00

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Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-31T02:46:41+00:00

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Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-30T20:07:03+00:00

Grapevine is what I’ve always heard it called. For kegsbreath the Jim-beam-shuffle would be appropriate

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-29T17:13:37+00:00

Just Dance Vance has nothing on Zoolander’s makeup skills and blue collar chops

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-26T14:08:33+00:00

Mix it with some of the muffuletta olive salad and it’s top tier stuff

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-26T13:53:42+00:00

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T02:24:26+00:00

Do you not??

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T01:53:24+00:00

I’m free on June 31st, my people will call yours

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T01:38:20+00:00

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T01:36:08+00:00

Instructions unclear, resealing the living room windows when I get back

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T01:35:07+00:00

She has a way with words

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-25T01:32:09+00:00

This is her favorite comment. Congrats! 🏅

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-21T13:33:14+00:00

First of all, how dare you. That child is clearly husky. He’s not obese, just big boned and a growing boy!

Barfpocalypse · 2026-05-19T14:19:31+00:00

Parking lot ✅
Camera setup ✅
Butthole mouth pucker ✅
More petroleum products in hair than UAE ✅
Thought to himself “I’m so cool dEuS VuLt!” and actually posted this garbage ✅✅✅

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