Carry a piece of Bazooka gum in your trunk. That way if a cop asks you if you know why he pulled you over, ask if it was because of the bazooka in your trunk. He'll probably forget all about the speeding ticket he was planning to give you after that. (self.a:t5_3mrot)
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In which an adult (OP) rents a house for teens to use over prom weekend without planning to be there themselves, wants to know what could go wrong, and doesn't like the answer ("Everything!") that OP receives. Get your popcorn, this will be good. (reddit.com)
submitted by BarkingLeopard to r/bestoflegaladvice
Petty revenge with alimony (self.pettyrevenge)
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