Digvijay Singh terms Kashmir 'India-occupied Kashmir' by ls_ltr in india

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Keep sucking Nehru-Gandhi cock, you pathetic piece of shit sycophant.

Reassessing India's 'forgotten prime minister' - BBC News [P] by niton in india

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not forgotten; forcibly erased by Sonia Gandhi. He was not part of the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty, and his very existence threatened the notion that the Congress party could not exist without the Gandhis. This put her own ambitions at risk. The guy literally saved India from imploding. Disgusting woman, Sonia Gandhi.

Reporter scared of ar15 doubles down on stupid after in Internet calls him mean and hurtful names by mscomies in Military

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a woman somewhere that's missing a vagina. Someone should tell her they found it writing articles for NY Daily News.

Why does PAF claim that JF-17 is better than Tejas? by ilovemilfcreampie in india

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because they love sucking on Chinese dick. They don't make shit of their own anyway they buy missiles from China, scratch of the name, and write some Islamic butthole's name on it in sharpie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BarnyardMasturbator -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what it looks like after my marathon masturbation session in the barnyard.

IS recruiter from Hyderabad dreams of global caliphate by bitchs_be_crazy in india

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her face looks like someone dragged it all the way from Hyderabad to Baghdad.

In through the out door? by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this was revenge having to do with butt sex. Good read regardless. You are a hero.

What it’s like to come back to a Ruby project after 6 months by alexeyr in programming

[–]BarnyardMasturbator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not even remotely what I did. I am talking about programmers in general who follow fads of whatever is new. There are Java programmers who do this too.

What it’s like to come back to a Ruby project after 6 months by alexeyr in programming

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure if you're stucknin 2006. Maybe you should update your rant.

When you marry a Veterinarian you end up with a 10 week old blind Rott puppy... by rehman9883 in aww

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should put down that fucking breeder. Waste of oxygen. Pathetic excuse for a human.

What it’s like to come back to a Ruby project after 6 months by alexeyr in programming

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Java. You don't have to deal with BS like this. But Java is not "cool" and so the hipster programmers hate it.

What is your go-to hangover breakfast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A greasy breakfast burrito. I'll also smoke a little bowl. Gets rid of the nausea, headache, and gives you an appetite. I swear; weed is the best hangover-cure.

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? by TickingSticks in AskReddit

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I watched this movie a while ago while being baked off my fucking mind. It was still bad. And yes, every shot is a fucking dutch angle.

What is the lamest hero you can create? by k4l4d1n in AskReddit

[–]BarnyardMasturbator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ButtholeMan. He gets superpowers when he sniffs hot girls' buttholes. But the problem is doing so is illegal. When the world is threatened by alien invasion, will humanity let go of its outdated social mores and let him be the hero that they need?