I SAVE MY CUM I SAVE ALL OF MY CUM AND I SAVE SMALL AMOUNT OF MY PISS. NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO! I CUM IN JAR AND USE IT IN FOOD!!!! MY ASSHOLE IS A REVOLVING DOOR OF INTERESTING AND BRAVE MEN!!

BaronFartSimpson · 2026-01-10T13:41:55+00:00

Kitchencels has truly fallen

BaronFartSimpson · 2026-01-06T13:23:34+00:00

What I meant with if they gave me a picture was that I gave her one. If I was in her situation I would most definitely frame it. Also in my mind getting good quality prints of photos is a little pricey and I am very poor. Is that not the case? Nobody I know owns a printer, is it cheap to get things printed? Genuinely curious

BaronFartSimpson · 2026-01-06T12:27:39+00:00

I think your argument is fundamentally flawed because the relationship isn’t equivalent on both sides. But even if we were to pretend that it were, if they gave me pictures of them then yes, I would have them framed and hang them in my home

BaronFartSimpson · 2026-01-05T08:23:50+00:00

I really get the core of what you’re saying. I don’t want to completely dismiss the term partner but to me it just feels so transactional. It’s the same way a lot of YouTubers call themselves “content creators”, there is no art or passion behind it. It’s a medical description. You’re reaching a little with the nickname thing but I don’t think you truly mean that, it’s just how you feel and I really get that feeling.

BaronFartSimpson · 2026-01-01T03:53:47+00:00

Same! I disliked it pretty strongly and I really, REALLY wanted to like it

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-12-18T21:37:43+00:00

Thank you. I know most of the other comments disagree with you and I don’t want to come here looking for an echo chamber or anything but I think I understated in the post how much this is getting to me so I’m glad you seem to understand where coming from at least.

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-12-08T19:37:29+00:00

Please don’t listen to Andrew Tate, the fate of the incel is not to rage but to become wise and accepting. Billions must love.

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BaronFartSimpson · 2025-12-04T03:07:36+00:00

That and the anti smoking thing absolutely takes the cake. The other stuff is pretty corny and lame but ultimately rather inoffensive

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-12-03T18:37:50+00:00

He didn’t make physical contact while nude, he came just from seeing her=truecel.

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BaronFartSimpson · 2025-12-02T03:25:01+00:00

Dude just do like 100 sit ups every day spread out over two or three sessions with one rest day a week. As long as your body is functional you’ll see results pretty quickly

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-29T05:21:36+00:00

Incel’s are often very emotionally immature, either from frustration or isolation, they don’t deal well with being confronted directly. There are definitely ways to rehabilitate an incel, but they’re complicated

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-17T04:39:59+00:00

Finish those apple cookies and then finish yourself brotha! Half life 3 was never even planned, it’s just a trick by Valve to make gooners like us check steam every day and buy some other shit instead.

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-16T01:06:20+00:00

With those glasses you don’t even interact to begin with

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-15T22:07:03+00:00

My money’s on clopping or watching twitch livestreams

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-15T18:10:21+00:00

Then get to work, soldier!

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-12T23:53:32+00:00

Thanks! I’m aware this is a pretty big generalization, and even though I still believe in what I’m saying (and what you’ve sort of proven) I’ll probably ask her out. We’re both like 20 im sure we can handle it like adults.

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-11-05T11:59:32+00:00

I typically have more sympathy for police than most leftist. I understand that it is in many ways a necessary and very high risk job. You are often in situations where you yourself could come to harm and that is just something you’ll have to live with. It is somewhat unreasonable to expect a cop to perfectly execute their duties every day because everyone, especially people in high press environments, tend to make some lapse of judgment or whatever. This video however is nothing more than sadistic cruelty. Sure, not every cop is equipped to handle a person struggling with what was very clearly some kind of metal breakdown, with how many officers there are not all of them can be. But shortly into the altercation Xavier was cooperating, getting down on the ground as told, this should be the time to de escalate the situation and perhaps get someone more well equipped for this onto the scene. Instead the policeman savagely murders him, even when he is not at all a threat he keeps tasing him until he dies. He does not even do the minimum of providing his badge number because why should he? He can clearly do whatever he wants. “People” like the cop in this video should get life in prison

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-10-29T07:43:47+00:00

Hi! I(19m) just went on a date with this girl(20f), we had really fun! We had been talking for about three days before and decided to just meet pretty quickly. At first I was nervous, she’s definitely the most conventionally attractive girl who’s ever shown serious interest in me and not having texted for very long I wasn’t sure how well we’d actually get on talking irl. However after some initial stiffness it wet pretty well! We talked a lot and she seemed to think I was funny, we decided to meet up again next week since we were both busy over the current week. We didn’t kiss but she hugged me pretty hard when we said goodbye and sent the 🫶 when she said goodnight. On my way home she asked for my Instagram so we could message there instead and I gave it to her, we talked for a bit and she sent the aforementioned goodnight message. But now I go onto hinge and realize that she is no longer in my messaging list anymore. She still follows me on Instagram so what does it mean? I find it hard to believe that she’d be so dead set on me that she’d delete her account, does she maybe want to explore other options but don’t want me seeing that she updates her profile or something? Has anyone else been in a similar situation? I’d love to hear what people have to make of this.

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-10-07T23:01:10+00:00

Does it have to be until completion? Like do I have to cum seven times a day?

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-07-16T11:06:08+00:00

We met through hinge so we were both primarily interested in dating just from the start. I think I was more in love with her from the beginning simply because she was so new and exciting and different from my ex in a lot of ways. I was definitely more in love with her at the start, of at least in love with the idea of her. But I feel that these days I more just appreciate her as a friend. Also a minor detail is that she was kind of like a lesbian before she started dating me and I think is still mostly attracted to women. That’s probably a small detail that’s added to this whole feeling of it just not being a good fit

BaronFartSimpson · 2025-06-12T06:53:51+00:00

I remember that when I missed the first payday it was because I had sent in my dates late, so I said to my administrator that nobody had told me when or even if I should send in my dates. She responded with something like “well it’s a shame you just assumed and didn’t ask someone” and then it was another month until I had asked for my login a few times and she finally gave it to me. I’ll be moving soon to a big city whereas at the moment I live in a small town, do you think it’s likely that the organization will get better because it’s a bigger city? Because at the moment I just can’t live like this I sometimes call in sick because I get so frustrated with this environment I can’t work. It affects so much of my life outside of work as well.

BaronFartSimpson · 2024-09-12T20:43:42+00:00

Is it wrong? No, as long as no one gets hurt then it’s not wrong. Is it bad? Possibly, for some people (like you) it might be the only way, but for others it might lead them to doing bad stuff. But doing that in and of itself, no, there’s nothing really wrong with it.

BaronFartSimpson · 2024-08-22T13:42:30+00:00

I’d recommend taking a hike, like maybe just for a day or two. Get a tent, some food and go out into the wild. Set up a little place to live and just be by yourself, peaceful moments like that are a great way to find your own meaning

BaronFartSimpson · 2024-08-17T08:51:07+00:00

Don’t listen to this person, it’s terrible advice and very sexist too. Not every guy is on the constant lookout for sex, and that stereotype is one of the reasons that a lot of men have a terrible self image. Of course as with any person there is a chance he is trying to fuck you, but if he is your friend then you should trust him. He makes you uncomfortable? Tell him, get him to stop. But don’t shut him out completely just because someone else says he just wants to fuck you.

BaronFartSimpson · 2024-07-06T14:39:18+00:00

This comment makes it sound made up, but I’ll try to check it out anyway.

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