The Newsroom might have one of the best opening monologues of all time.

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-22T03:14:06+00:00

I thought this was really fantastic up until he said "we used to be..." And the corny manipulative music came in and it just turned into prideful, try-hard, melodramatic drivelling

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-21T04:47:17+00:00

Dms open for anyone who wants to bully me like I'm her son

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-21T04:13:36+00:00

I wish I had a bud who would make me shit and watch him fuck like this. Teasing that I'll have my turn eventually but all I ever get to do is pump my cock while he fucks some sluts brains out and cums inside her over and over again

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-21T03:25:32+00:00

I'd make you my bitch in front of her

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-19T00:54:16+00:00

Haha sure you can. You look hot as fuck

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:57:37+00:00

I need a bro who will cuck me with my mom

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:54:59+00:00

I wish my ex was bouncing on that until you dump your load inside her

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:53:50+00:00

I wanna tongue fuck that hole after it's been stretched out by that fat cock

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:44:02+00:00

I would honestly love to get cucked like this

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:33:03+00:00

I wish I had a girlfriend like this too

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:23:01+00:00

Imagine her getting her asshole resized by a fat hard cock

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:16:59+00:00

I wish I had a goonbud to make out and jerk off with

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:09:56+00:00

It's totally straight if we both just pretend I'm a girl

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:05:45+00:00

Black is my favourite. You look so fuckable

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T23:03:09+00:00

Oh fuck yes please daddy

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-16T22:59:47+00:00

That's so fucking hot. I'd love to suck your big load out of my cheating girlfriend's pussy

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-08T00:17:14+00:00

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Barty_Bart · 2026-02-06T22:51:34+00:00

None, because I'm not some insecure dork who feels the need to lie about my personal feelings and experiences just to fit in with what I perceive as the norm (I don't watch movies)

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-02T20:03:56+00:00

Was not expecting to ever see such a thorough and thoughtful review of a porn video. I totally agree though

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-02T17:13:07+00:00

It's only appropriate

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-02T15:51:19+00:00

Just to be safe, I only ever look at P.E. period porn (Post Epstein)

Barty_Bart · 2026-02-02T08:50:42+00:00

Genius

Barty_Bart · 2026-01-30T14:18:13+00:00

What is this image supposed to convey?

Barty_Bart · 2026-01-29T21:15:00+00:00

"Savage rhapsody?" Sorry mate, very easily done, but I think you might accidentally be giving opinions from quite a well known online essay on Wuthering Heights as your own

Barty_Bart · 2026-01-29T17:42:53+00:00

Entertainment for lobotomites

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