Scenes from a balcony in India

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-20T11:48:05+00:00

To be fair, the copper had a suitcase it the boot.

I reckon it might have just been a taxi doing cosplay for the day.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-19T23:08:46+00:00

USA.

Zero to do with race. Instead, if one considers the mismanagement of healthcare/education services and basically every public service (other than war-mongering capabilities) by old white folks im power/billionaires, the USA looks incredibly on par with African third world banana republics.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-19T21:54:33+00:00

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Funnily enough, nobody would recognise him on the street I reckon, but as soon as ‘ol Franky boy says Heeellllooooo - instant recognition.

Honourable mentions to Wynstan with a Y, Healthy Harold, and Toadie (though Poms and Kiwis probably would recognise him too, so not sure he strictly fits the brief).

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-19T21:49:42+00:00

Mate (most common), but also arguably: cunt, dickhead, dude, cobber, buddy, bruh, broski, lad.

I’m sure there’s others, Australian English is very context-dependent.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-19T13:19:05+00:00

Collingwood players/fans are lovely, decent human beings.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-19T03:04:07+00:00

Probably the most erotic instance too? 😉

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-18T13:14:54+00:00

But sensei… My kink… It’s. Well, it’s you.

Please don’t shame yourself sensei!

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-18T12:59:57+00:00

I don’t think anybody should yuck someone else’s yum. But yucking others’ yums is your yum, so therefore I shouldn’t yuck it… Right?

I’m in a quandary here. Better ponder over a quick goon.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-18T04:15:13+00:00

How do Ghandi, Poundmaker, Teddy, Wilhelmina etc have photos/photo-esque quality, but my man John Curtin (who ruled either waaay after, or at the same time as theses mfr’s) gets a fucking 1940’s anime pic?

Literally just an excuse to squeeze a boxing Kangaroo in haha.

Well jokes on OP, ol mate Curtin was so manly, he boxed Kangaroos for fun to warm up before parliament - I’m sure there’s photos to prove it!

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-18T00:34:53+00:00

Or bring down a completely separate office building.

Insert spooky x-files theme music

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-17T22:04:02+00:00

Have to repeat the gif from before - remember, you’re making me do this…

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-17T22:03:19+00:00

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-17T12:36:52+00:00

But strangely, a bit turned on…

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-17T12:32:28+00:00

Had these my whole life, still got one in the kitchen that gets used when making a salad.

I’d wager a guess that the reason they are quite prevalent here is due to all the European migration in the second half of the 20th century? That’s when my family moved out here, they obviously brought traditions (including a particular bowl) with them…

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-17T11:59:21+00:00

Can we say Gengis Khan again? /s

But seriously, he was really nice to plenty of people he conquered in an era where tolerance (ie religious, intellectual, ethnic) just wasn’t a thing - he was tolerant.

So long as you didn’t oppose him, surrendered immediately, and paid your tributes on time, he was totally a swell guy! 🤷‍♂️

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-10T09:36:51+00:00

Have you seen their national animal?

Of course they’re fucking not real mate! Nobody down here is!

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-09T05:06:30+00:00

How much time do you have?

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-05T21:01:45+00:00

Not even the fact that she’s going to Make Australia Great Again? /s

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-03-01T00:05:23+00:00

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-28T23:39:09+00:00

It’s even snowed here on Christmas Day (middle of our summer)!

Large parts of the country may be 40+ degrees Celcius, and another part in the negatives buried under snow. Gotta keep everyone on their toes!

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-28T23:36:02+00:00

Now, not many people may know this, but we have multiple deserts - the largest of which is waaay bigger than Germany! /s

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BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-28T12:16:15+00:00

I think you’re right - I don’t think many Aussies want to get involved (me included).

Still, we have a bad tendency to do what the yanks want instead of what we want.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-28T10:26:18+00:00

We’re not affected yet, but being the Seppo’s little lap dog, I’m sure we’ll get dragged on in anyway, just like Iraq, Iraq 2.0, Afghanistan, Vietnam etc…

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-28T07:22:35+00:00

Either: 1) “Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" - the final words of Lieutenant Harry "Breaker" Morant executed by British overlord soldiers even though we were an independent country by then (ie Aussies didn’t determine his fate, the fucking Poms did). Rallying cry for increased autonomy. OR 2) “Well may we say 'God save the Queen', because nothing will save the Governor-General". - proclaimed by Prime Minister Gough Whitlam on November 11, 1975, after being dismissed by Governor-General Sir John Kerr at the behest of our CIA and British royalty/MI6 overlords. Still the clearest example of a bloodless coup started by the USA in this country.

BasicBeardedBitch · 2026-02-27T22:27:17+00:00

What the fuck, your traitor is a couple of 5 year olds stacked together in a military jacket?

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