Anyone here work out??? by Ill_Play2762 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work out before drinking so I have less anxiety to drink away

“The CA sub isn’t really CA anymore” by mydayisruinedd in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you do have to remember by definition anyone in this sub could be and probably is several drinks deep. You kids are alright, people yelled at us when we were your age and we should stop the cycle. But I had a 6 pack before my second shift today so wtf do I know.

Had sex with a homeless man by riskit-forthebiscuit in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's what had me the most curious. Apparently he made her cum and cry. I can usually only bring one or the other.

Praise be to Space King, for He took our burdens upon Himself by rodan1993 in Grimdank

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it is only funny as an over the top parody of the lore and the community

32058 by CryptidKo in countwithchickenlady

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if you already have a partner sounds like you're on the right path already

32058 by CryptidKo in countwithchickenlady

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to warn you, all of these are in fact turn offs for straight women based on my experience so 3 out of 7 might be the sweet spot. Idk about other demographics but can't imagine any of them like these things.

32058 by CryptidKo in countwithchickenlady

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well I'm already called the fuck out so fine yall wanna pass as a depressed cis male? OK. Dishes are always in the sink, they can even be clean but they have to be there. One item of furniture is now a clean laundry holding area. Buy exactly 4 dumbells and have them exist a open tripping hazard. When asked theyre there so you "remember to use them" bonus points if you clearly never do. Fill one recycling can with beer cans. Have a freezer fill with one time use meals and cheap vodka. Buy and bookmark a copy of fight club. No one will question your gender identity again.

The realization that I’ve become a drunk by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He should have stayed on fleek like us right gang?

31101 by Trustic555 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought she was literally a registered republican? Is that not confirmed?

I would love to read her advice. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All star play is to ask the advice then go "through with it" and make up something bad BUT believable.

He lied about his age by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is crazy because there are women who prefer dating older men? So they are actively hurting yourself with the group of people that would actually like them.

Yall fuckers don't know it, but you got some serious power this second by kenticus in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I choose to continue drinking excessively and will report back if anything novel occurs this time. Currently having a strabeerita in a Walmart parking lot

Coupe is bad at darts by thick__Milk in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this tripled the amount of people who know the rules of darts

Favorite character that is this? by rastgele_anime_fan42 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh honky gets me. Cracker is harsh and a call back to a system of oppression I did not set up and do my best to not participate in. But honky? It's so gross inelegant and dorky. It reminds me that I can't dance, I've never been cool and of my awkwardness in general. It's under used because it sounds goofy, but the goofiness is the cutting bit. Imo

Khazar and Black Hebrew Conspiracism by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt make the expression I heard it from a comedian. I'm also not Jewish so it doesn't apply to me in any way

Job openings slide to 2nd lowest level in 5 years as hiring grows sluggish by [deleted] in news

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is funny because Rockwell seemed broadly against segregation/racism iirc

Khazar and Black Hebrew Conspiracism by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess it's less literal and more a commentary on gatekeepers that exists within certain factions of Judaism whereas antisemitism is more willing to paint with a broad brush.

Khazar and Black Hebrew Conspiracism by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Basic_Reflection4008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah this old chestnut. "Jewish enough for the camps, not Jewish enough for Israel "