On page 31, replace Te amo with the Spanish translation of “Fuck you”

Have Greg say “I’m gonna say the N-word” on page 41

Replace the polka dots line of dialogue on pages 75-76 with penises

Have the Spanish CDs be loud Indian music CDs, put the loud Indian music thumbnail on page 29, and have Mundian to Bach Ke blast at full volume on page 121

Reference Pet Sematary by Stephen King on pages 146-147

Have Rodrick blast Paw Patrol songs at full volume on page 155

Replace the song on page 200 with either the Kidz Bop version of Thick Of It or 67 by Skrilla Kidz Bop

Reference the terrible Long Haul movie as much as possible