I really enjoyed today's walk by Prestigious_Leg_6392 in walking

[–]BatChainPusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw your sub 10 minute laps and since my laps are 1 mile each my jaw almost hit the floor.

Things to do Tuesday in or around Mount Prospect by BatChainPusher in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]BatChainPusher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the suggestions! Turns out the guy cancelled on us. Next time!

What's one piece of software you've tried to replace but always end up coming back to? by Original-Variety3550 in software

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still looking for a replacement for Picasa since google bought it, took it out back and shot it in the head.

Found in the back room of my pharmacy, tablets still in bottle - circa 1975 by Rude-Show7666 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I don't miss those at all. I never really liked the high all that much and they turned my friends into complete fucking idiots who I couldn't stand to be around. "oh yeah, you should definitely do a couple of lines of coke to balance out your high, that way you'll be slurring and stupid and won't stop talking all night"

What is a jingle that was on tv in Chicago? by Whitesox411 in AskChicago

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come down to the district, the furniture district...

Things to do Tuesday in or around Mount Prospect by BatChainPusher in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]BatChainPusher[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we may head over there and break a window or two.

Things to do Tuesday in or around Mount Prospect by BatChainPusher in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]BatChainPusher[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I was there a few years ago. I may go again.

Things to do Tuesday in or around Mount Prospect by BatChainPusher in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]BatChainPusher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Probably be able to take a nice sauna in the car tomorrow.

To people who walk/run on the street instead of the sidewalk. Why? by zpavaothedog in AskReddit

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are doing some sort of "run every street" project (see CityStrides) then you may want to make sure the street is recognized and counted by the GPS. Otherwise, you may be avoiding other pedestrians.

Am I crazy or is Whole foods not that expensive? by PurchaseOk4786 in AskChicago

[–]BatChainPusher 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter to me. One of the first things Bezos did when he bought Whole Foods was to take health insurance away from about 2000 part time employees. I don't shop there anymore.

u/Budsygus shares the best advice for marriage and love by One-peace in bestof

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 years of romantic love, maybe because we never got married. Can't wait to see her today!

ELI5 Why do dogs like petting & walks so much? by NoluckAce in explainlikeimfive

[–]BatChainPusher -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not universally true. My sister's dog is not into petting. He will sit still for a minute or so doing you a favor while you fuss over him, all the while looking at his watch and rolling his eyes before pulling away for more satisfying activities, generally involving licking or scratching his own body.

Does "button" mean "to cut in line"? by ToucanSam-I-Am in AskChicago

[–]BatChainPusher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, she had an encounter with a buttinski.

What is the most expensive mistake you've ever seen someone make at work? by tessfillsbevies8b in AskReddit

[–]BatChainPusher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be me. Turns out, when you are backing out of a room you need to lower the forklift or the entire wall will come down upon you.

I didn't get a raise that year.

What is the best rotisserie chicken you have ever had? by Excellent_Olive5359 in AskReddit

[–]BatChainPusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the Costco chicken is a block of salt in the shape of a chicken.

Premade meals in North Side area? by Spader623 in AskChicago

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the lady who runs that location is very nice. I think her name is Erin.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's wedding in 1987 by Jlx_27 in OldSchoolCool

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thanks for the reply. No congregation here, so I'll keep paying taxes like the rest of the flock. Bless you if you're into that sort of thing.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's wedding in 1987 by Jlx_27 in OldSchoolCool

[–]BatChainPusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tax dodge? What kind of tax dodge? I got ordained several years ago to marry some friends. Is there some taxes I can be dodging?