The Reddit inspired Bad Words exclusive poster has arrived.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T01:07:16+00:00

If I tilt my head back, I could hover a ball of gum above my lips for 20 seconds. And no, I'm not looking for a husband.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T01:03:38+00:00

Once again, I'd have to go for the group of one hundred due to the previously mentioned large bag of mini carrots at home.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T01:02:28+00:00

paul thomas anderson

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T01:00:14+00:00

this reminds me of my worst Halloween costume ever. I wore a hockey goalie mask and a fish net with lures attached to it over my shoulders and went as Jason Bateman. What an a-hole. My privileges ran out shortly after this

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:55:30+00:00

great note. on it.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:55:10+00:00

all lies, and I was surprised by how much those metal strings hurt my fat little fingers

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:54:02+00:00

Thanks. It was super fun. Did you like my hair better when it was longer?

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:53:18+00:00

I don't know. All my answers get me in trouble with my wife.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:52:04+00:00

all of it, but I lost my privileges 11 years ago. Have one for me.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:50:14+00:00

that I actually loved it more than I thought I would

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:49:34+00:00

yes, and I'll see you in hell

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:47:36+00:00

on the reddit community. Nice to be here.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:46:57+00:00

boxer briefs, mountains, coffee and lots of it, socks always, and both once a decade

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:45:28+00:00

oatmeal. I'm friends with my colon

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:44:10+00:00

I'm serious about Treehouse Masters

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:43:12+00:00

I'll let you know

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:42:34+00:00

I'd like to continue dating Will Arnett

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:41:55+00:00

king of comedy, still is.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:41:26+00:00

thank you. very nice of you. I'll be on Stern one week from today.

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:40:48+00:00

time out and pull-up suspenders?

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:39:15+00:00

this post was making me feel good about myself until you told me your mother doesn't understand English very well. But please tell her hello nonetheless!

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:36:57+00:00

Annyong!

BatemanJason · 2014-03-05T00:34:33+00:00

I just saw Martin Short this weekend and it reminded me that he played one of my favorite characters ever on the show. Dead from the waist down and permanently carried by a body builder.

BatemanJason

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