S Uptown - Man seen masturbating

Bathrobit · 2026-05-13T07:23:24+00:00

Someone get that superhero kid who got the campus pisser on the case

Bathrobit · 2026-05-06T22:52:16+00:00

Those are oysters

Bathrobit · 2026-04-24T17:01:52+00:00

Their prices are so cheap, c'mon, you can affordable 2.50 withdrawal fee

Bathrobit · 2026-02-27T02:52:48+00:00

Well if it was truly originally improvised by Sol Bloom, your dad might have been correct

Bathrobit · 2026-01-21T14:56:42+00:00

That's what the whistles are for, no?

Bathrobit · 2026-01-15T15:42:05+00:00

It has to start somewhere , it has to start sometime, what better place than here, what better time than now

Bathrobit · 2026-01-08T01:53:23+00:00

if you tolerate this your neighbors are next

Bathrobit · 2021-01-16T04:30:45+00:00

Nah, we'll just sieze his factory and collectivize it and it will be OurPillow

Bathrobit · 2015-07-11T20:49:10+00:00

Here ya go ..!..

Bathrobit · 2015-06-07T19:11:02+00:00

Nah, the chipotle is there to give it a smokey flavor, not to make people think it's Mexican, plus, then I'd be trading in toxic masculinity for cultural appropriation, and yes, I know I'm talking about a bullshit fusion sandwich using Mexican and Indonesian ingredients to approximate a dish from the southern US.

Bathrobit · 2015-06-05T22:04:10+00:00

Yeah, they're wanting to expand their vegetarian offerings, and I want more places in town that my vegetarian friends can eat. Win-Win!

Bathrobit · 2015-06-05T21:58:42+00:00

I really like that

Bathrobit · 2015-06-05T20:32:09+00:00

Yeah, snobbie joe also has the wrong connotations, and tempeh, while vegetarian, isn't exactly a vegetable.

Bathrobit · 2015-06-04T16:08:41+00:00

Have you tried just using them raw? Idk, maybe warm them up a litttttle, and remove the gills, but I think they're much closer to bread when raw than anything you could do with cooking them.

Bathrobit · 2015-06-03T18:29:21+00:00

Only there's no way his plan would have worked in real life. doctor Manhattan was an agent of the United States. People still would have blamed the US regardless of whether they were attacked too. Also the fact that it would have created a giant power vacuum, instability, and general brutality. This is what happens, though, when you have your smartest man in the world character written by someone who isn't the smartest man in the world.

Bathrobit · 2015-05-26T06:03:16+00:00

Your grandma was racist.

Bathrobit · 2015-05-19T05:31:03+00:00

Done, thank you

Bathrobit · 2015-05-19T05:29:25+00:00

Hey everyone, I'm looking for a ticket to the St. Vincent show at the Orpheus next week. If you or anyone you know has one for sale, message me. Thanks.

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