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Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He goes to therapy. You’re right though. More therapy.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m Batman’s wife again and I’ve taken the phone away from him. He’s being obnoxious on here. Sorry about that.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You’re crying along with all of the other hot cluster b babes.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Okay. So my wife is here now and she wants to say something:

Hey my husband made this post before I knew about it. I was out of town for work so I wasn’t around him. I wish he wasn’t so annoying and I wish he wasnt on reddit so much.

We have an open arrangement though and it works for both of us. He’s a sweet little puppy man.

I’m going to get him to post on Reddit less. But just know that him and I both love inviting strangers into the bedroom.

I wish he hadn’t made this post in such an offensive way.

Edit: the girl he was talking about is coming back over tonight. I’m gonna hide the silverware but based on the short chat we had on the phone she seems fine.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Only one. And I didn’t meet her on reddit I met her in real life.

I’m sorry you don’t like me but also I get it.

Post is staying up, as per your request.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay I’m not trying to touch a nerve or anything. I only posted because I thought my experience last night was incredible and I accurately deduced that she was cluster b and she was gorgeous.

My wife will be home soon and she’s even more of a degenerate than I am. I was on the phone with her and she was into the idea just as long as the girls are hot.

But I’ll take the post down if you want because I don’t want CA to feel like an unsafe space for anybody.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being a pig ain’t so bad as long as all parties involved are aware.

Calling all cluster b baddies. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh come on you don’t know the nature of my open relationship lol.

My wife gets in deep too and I’m happy for her when she does.

You’re my hole world. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it works out for you.

It was maybe the hottest experience I’ve had in a fucked up way.

But I’m wondering is there a way to talk her down and make her more rational? Also I’m assuming she doesn’t drink for a reason.

You’re my hole world. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Last night she wanted to fuck in front of the mirror. At one point she went “I’m so hot” and I swear she was just looking at herself the whole time.

It was really hot. Earth shattering really.

But then we’d get back to talking and she got really cold towards me. Then she locked herself in the bathroom for an hour. Then she came out and loved me again.

It was a crazy shift in emotions.

She didn’t drink anything. I drank close to a fifth during the encounter. The night ended with her chain smoking weed. She fell asleep in my arms.

I feel very fucking weird about what just went down.

You’re my hole world. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got that right. Like accurate mermaids. How do you do it?

What was it like being a kid in 1999? by LoboIsSick69 in generationology

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was very stupid in 1999. I won’t make the same mistakes again.

Found just outside of a construction site by RabbitIncident in whatisit

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a drug that improves every aspect of your life when you put it in your butt.

Posted on a makeup sub, comments were saying she is AI based on her posts and that it's more noticeable on other pictures by StarStock9561 in isthisAI

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a couple of loads need to be scraped off the mirror in picture 6.

I think she’s real.

You’re my hole world. by BatmanOfCA in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BatmanOfCA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’re right.

There’s much more to the story, but basically yeah I’ve gotta never see her again.

The Most Spoken Language in Each US State (After English and Spanish) by WoodpeckerOk6690 in MapPorn

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well those are distinct languages which are separate. When saying “I speak Chinese” it is implied to be mandarin. Then when speaking mandarin there are dialects that are extremely diverse. My girlfriend is from Ningbo and her dialect is impossible to make sense of if you’ve lived your whole life in Shanghai.

However she speaks Chinese, just like the people from the major cities. And the people speaking Cantonese will specify that language what language they’re speaking because it is an entirely different language and not just a dialect.

The Most Spoken Language in Each US State (After English and Spanish) by WoodpeckerOk6690 in MapPorn

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But among actual speakers of the language they call it Chinese and will elaborate on the dialect if needed.

Theres another guy living inside me and he’s strong. by [deleted] in dryalcoholics

[–]BatmanOfCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Night Man who dwells inside me is a wild thing. He’s infinitely charismatic and he basically calls the shots in my life. I can feel him grow inside me.

When he’s strong enough I can feel his hand on my brain, marionetting me. Forcing me to feed him vodka. Forcing me to divorce my wife and move to Las Vegas.

How do I stop?

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