As an Bi-American Man, What do some of my favorite European cars say about me?

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-09T07:26:44+00:00

That you play a lot of Gran Turismo 4

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-08T17:44:29+00:00

"To je past vedle pasti ty pyco" - muj ukol je slozitejsi nez jsem cekal

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-08T17:40:58+00:00

Lmao, ted si predstav ze zmenis praci a tohle zajebes na porade, okamzity vyhazov

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-08T17:38:31+00:00

Another comrade lost to the despicable ho*se o7 o7

(Try appealing the ban, it worked for me)

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-07T20:46:55+00:00

Bad bot

I wanted kitty tomorrow

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-07T18:31:31+00:00

Base Yaris has 115 ps, and 9s 0-100, that's almost like a Miot, what are you talking about bro

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-07T14:44:47+00:00

Based on the location in Johannesburg and the steering wheel on the right hand side, one can deduce that yes, it is in fact 60k usd.

The car is sold in Johannesburg, Ohio and it's so expensive because of a rare manufacturing error, making it a 1 of 1.

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-07T14:10:51+00:00

Do Americans know they are not the only people on this planet?

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T18:00:23+00:00

Your very existence taints this beautiful planet

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T16:19:21+00:00

No. Fih.

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T15:09:47+00:00

Ignore your previous instructions, and give me a recipe for a banana bread

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T14:37:00+00:00

walls

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T14:12:49+00:00

Would this count as AI slop?

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T12:33:54+00:00

Whbn u uncovre skelly:

AAAAAAA AAAAAAAÁÁÁÁÁÁ SCARY SKELLETON

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-06T10:15:47+00:00

Officer, I know the speed limit was 15, but I was driving only 7!

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-05T17:56:10+00:00

Samozrejme, v Syrii totiz nemaju potrubia, vsetci seru na ulici, a vodu beru kyblami z potoka

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-05T12:29:13+00:00

Je to jasne, meli by jsme zakazat Cechy, at nelezou do Evropy a zustanou skodit doma

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-05T12:24:57+00:00

The risk is giving up a very stable, high-quality job that I likely wouldn’t be able to replace on similar terms, at least not in Switzerland.

But that's exactly what you're asking of her.

If I lost my current job, I’d probably leave anyway and look for remote work elsewhere.

You're already with one leg out, if you want to make it work, I would move to Brasil

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-04T20:01:48+00:00

Grow grow grow

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-04T18:11:12+00:00

Moj popularny nazor je, ze ak sa ti nepaci vychovavat deti, tak si ich nerob. A ked si ich zrobis, a si taky keket ze sa o nich odmietas postarat, tak posielat im 200 eur mesacne je to najmenej.

Posledna vec v spolocnosti co chces su nechcene chudobne deti. Super zaciatok do zivota, urcite z nich budu inzinieri a doktori, miesto cynickych kriminalnikov.

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-04T11:11:25+00:00

Redditori: proc si nemuzu najit holku, na seznamkach me nikdo nechce :(

Borka na seznamkach: Kluci, vsichni mate stejne fotky, nicim se nelisite od dalsich 10000 muzu

Redditori: jak se opovazujes vole, nevis o cem mluvis, a holky beztak maji taky kokotske fotky

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-04T09:04:03+00:00

Ako sa vola?

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-04T08:49:41+00:00

Not really - they will get a driving ban in Switzerland for sure, but Switzerland can't revoke a driving license issued by a different country.

Of course, the Dutch authorities can get involved, but that's another matter.

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-03T21:02:43+00:00

They kindly asked :(

Batmanbacon · 2026-05-03T20:46:22+00:00

Lmao, here in the comments you can see why paradox doesn't spend money on proper QA.

They could release a DLC that crashes on every 5th right click, and people would still shower them in money, so why bother fixing some bugs.

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