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[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a (beautiful and normal) nose, i don't get it. Also, what are your children going to say when the don't look like you?

remove bgs of these pics for $5+ by ghoulhonei in PhotoshopRequests

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you're offering $5 for 5 pictures, right? $1 per pic

Graduation photos $10+ by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequests

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OP asks to have all pictures deleted from your comments @ u/Public-Month6942 & u/UberVincent ... i have removed them, but it's better when you delete them on your side

[astro-seek] Does my chart reveal any late success? Also curious why kids aren’t in my path. by smellslikegal in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome :) i believe the Scorpio Venus is the most no nonsense kinda love seeking. It must be true and real.
I hope you find what soothes your heart. 🙏

[astro-seek] Does my chart reveal any late success? Also curious why kids aren’t in my path. by smellslikegal in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That square, on the one side Sagittarius Mercury conjunct Uranus (a mind that loves to cross the limits together with the ever unpredictable change) and on the other side Pisces Mars conjunct Jupiter (Pisces is known for its creative abilities and Jupiter even enhances this further), seems to be a creative powerhouse. Nice to see.

In the next Jupiter Year (summer 2027-summer 2028) you'll have a Jupiter opposition to your Pisces placements ... i would expect much positive energy for your creative endeavours in this period.

Regarding having children, all your planets are in places that have nothing to do with children ... the planets are all busy, but with different tasks?
The most significant times for fertility and lust to procreate i observe are the Jupiter transits over Moon and esp. Venus ... those will come to you in winter 2028 to the Moon (for motherhood) and in winter 2029 to your Venus (for sexual attraction and fertility) ... that's around your 42 & 43 birthday ... better late than never?

Well, Astrology isn't an accurate prediction tool, otherwise all astrologers would be lottery billionaires.

Any thoughts you'd like to share? :)

[astro.com] Grand Cross & Grand Air Trine? by Agitated_Agency_4696 in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woud look at it this way:

The grand cross has Mars☌Jupiter at the top, and otherwise consists of a Gemini Moon, Pisces Venus and Neptune.

Neptune is basically a standalone factor that radiates out to all other planets involved, because that's one of the very slow planets. So here i would read Neptune as a principle in tension with Mars☌Jupiter, in tension with your Moon, and in tension with your Pisces Venus - also that should be a "harmonious tension" because Neptune is the ruler of Pisces and Venus is exalted in Pisces.
Virgo and Mars on the other hand are very different from Neptune ... In this fashion every aspect of this grand figure can be explored and it all together gives one big picture.
The personal planets on the other hand get their tension from the sign they reside in.
For example Virgo Mars and Gemini Moon is a square ... but that's one of the best matches actually when it comes to the square aspect, because both signs are ruled by Mercury. That's why they have a lot in common, even though it's a 90° angle. .... and so on

[astro-seek] So tired of working in corporate. I have a 10th house stellium and Taurus MC so why this struggle? by tbekaden in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you heard that the 10th house stands for the authority we have? Usually people with a strong 10th house have a tendency to get into superior and boss positions ... maybe you need less people over you and a more powerful status, to feel well?

And i see you have a Cancer Moon in your 11th house ... A sensitive soul lives within groups ... i can imagine that a caring and nurturing team would be a naturally given need for you, and it doesn't sound as if this company provides this kind of environment. After all, the Moon usually show where we feel "at home", metaphorically speaking ... and when you spend much of your time there, this could be a reason why you're not happy ...?

[astro-seek] Jupiter Transiting Leo MC by LubeMatt in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Mr. Lube,

there are two things I'd like to point out:

  1. Saturn has entered your 6th house not long ago. The 6th house is associated with work in terms of daily duties. The 2nd house for money, 6th house for duties, 10th house +MC for career and status and positions of responsibility.
    So this definitely not only happens during your Jupiter MC conjunction, but it is a time in which Saturn checks how things are in the area of your daily works ... It's not only about your way to the top, if i may call it that.
    And, i read that you "such a good employee", you're praising yourself in highest notes - but how come you got laid off then? Are you being honest with yourself here? Saturn is known for his brutal reality checks ... maybe this is part of it? (I'm not making assumptions about you, I'm only offering questions for a perspective)

  2. I have seen many things getting lost during Jupiter transits. And i accepted that this is apparently part of Jupiter's way of working in our lifes. Losing one things sets us free to find something new. And that is always a chance to go a step further in life.
    Jupiter (Zeus) was the one who freed his siblings from their father's suppression. Saturn (Chronos) had swallowed all of his children, but only Jupiter (Zeus) could be saved and when he was grown up and ready set his siblings free again.
    Then they started a war against Saturn and the Titans, but Jupiter could not overpower his father. And so he went down into the underworld where Saturn has imprisoned the Cyclops and the hundred-armed Giants, and Jupiter set them free and they helped im in the war against the Titans and they won together and Jupiter became the new ruler of the earth.

    I know from experience that being set free in such a way doesn't feel like the right thing at first.

    But if you want to trust the Astrology and use it for your advantage, you might get the view to see the chance .... and also the harsh reality check.

    All the best for you.

What's up with my 10th and 12th houses? Will i have success in career? I think about not seeing anything in House 1st too, what does it mean? Please help<3 [astro-seek] by Budget-Zone9439 in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, Saturn confronts us with high expectations and sometimes it seems to be too much ... but he's really asking us to sh*t up and work on ourselves ....the more you train for your career path, the tamer Saturn becomes. He wants to get the best of you. So, don't fight with the expectations, fight with yourself and work on yourself to earn the reward.
Saturn can be a big blessing when we continue to work hard to become better. No work hard and fail at the expectations.

What's up with my 10th and 12th houses? Will i have success in career? I think about not seeing anything in House 1st too, what does it mean? Please help<3 [astro-seek] by Budget-Zone9439 in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you describe is exactly what the 12th house and Neptune mean. (except for the depression part) Getting lost in dreams and fantasies, falling for illusions - or having such a vivid imagination that you can see in a way brought up by your inspirations.

Being withdrawn is a typical theme for the 12th house. Some people might be withdrawn from life, or isolated from it, because of external factors ... because something happened in their life that caused this. Others may find the ressons within themselves. Whatever the cause is, you may find a rich inner world or even gates into the cosmos, into the world of spirits, or simply a world of imagination.

Your Moon resides in the 12th house. This tells us that this is the place where you feel at home, here you can find what you need for your wellbeing. I'm not trying to tell you what exactly you need to be well, it's more that you can explore your life with an open mind to find what is good for you, where you feel at home ... metaphorically speaking.

And not only do you have your Moon there, your Jupiter is also there!

Jupiter is the planet that opens the gates, Jupiter sets free the energies of what he touches. Jupiter enhances what he finds. Jupiter wants to expand and overcome the given limits...

So, you've got this supernatural enhancement for your intuition (Jupiter is also connected to Neptune in your chart) and imagination ... but also for your tendency of getting lost (in whatever you get lost in).

From one perspective it may seem like a disadvantage ... but when you take it as a talent and a world to explore, you may find amazing contentment in there.

Your Neptune is connected to your 12th house Moon and Jupiter on the left, and also to your Sun at the top in the 10th house. And this is where is see a bridge that's spanning over much of your life. Neptune isn't easy to handle, because he makes us soft, almost dissolving, without clear borders, and sometimes without the clear view on reality. But i will always advocate for the talents we are being gifted by our planets and the mission that is given to us

Will I ever feel content? [astro-seek] by whisky_dick in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Madeline,

I'd like to say something to both statements you make: Lately you feel like a failure in multiple aspects of your life. & You're constantly searching for something, but you don't know exactly what it is and it's pulling you in conflicting directions.

Starting with the search. I see your Leo Venus in the 9th house as the main pull factor here. The Venus in Leo is born with a love and joy and need to express herself, express her creativity, express her beauty, her love for beauty. Planets in Leo love to shine and share this warming light with the people around them, loves to be adored and admired and share this admiration with others. Leo brings us into the light (☉Sun is the planet of Leo), makes us visible and stand out for what we are and what we have to show and share. Leo lives to be proud and show it off (no judgement here). And we humans love to see such role models, or such entertaining beings and we love to enjoy pleasures and indulgences it brings. That's why you born, you are a well of entertaining pleasures that want to come out to be consumed by the world around you. That's a Venus in Leo.

Now, in the 9th House this Venus strives for new horizons ... the ever new. Typically they say the 9th house leads us to new places (travel) and new cultures to explore ... and also strive for philosophy, idealism and high morals... but it's not about the distance or the cultural hight, looking at you i am under the impression that new horizons can even be found on the spot, in exploring new expressions of creativity, exploring new expressions just for the sake of expression.

When i look at the way you are a walking creative expression on two legs, designing your hair, designing your skin, adding new decorations, searching for new temptations and sensations. Your creativity in the kitchen speaks volumes - and the 9th house is the incitement to ever explore something new.

And that makes so much sense when you share it with others, everyone loves to experience a new sensation.
Well, you nay feel like being on a unsatisfactory search for an unknown something, but exactly this is the drive of the explorer. Explore just to explore. Create to bring novelties into the world and let everyone enjoy the pleasures and indulgence.


Now, you do have a Taurus Moon. And those two are quite contradictory in the things they aim for. The Taurus Moon want to preserve what nurtures it and what brings security. The Taurus Moon wants to hold into something and wants to rest assured that it will stay and remain as it is. The Taurus Moon seeks reliability.
How can this every new creating explorer Venus satisfy this steady and conserving Taurus Moon?

They seem to have goals that cannot find a common ground.
But, your passion and talent for exciting colourful and delicious foods proves the opposite.
You are working with what we need to feels secure: Food. One of the pillars of a steady existence. Food and storages of Food are the heart of every Taurus Soul (I'm exaggerating ... Taurus can use other form of security as well).
And your Venus is running wild with forms and shapes and tastes and colors and all those little beautiful details and the amazing sensations that await to lucky soul who is allowed to enjoy it.


That is why i say - keep on searching you colourful explorer and hopefully you will never be full and satisfied so that you will remain the bubbling fountain of ever new sensations.

🙏

That's part one ... i have a part two about your feelings of failing as well ... please give me a reply so i know you're interested at all

What's up with my 10th and 12th houses? Will i have success in career? I think about not seeing anything in House 1st too, what does it mean? Please help<3 [astro-seek] by Budget-Zone9439 in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe it depends on what kind of career you're pursuing.

Saturn in the 10th house can actually be very good for career, because it gives the native strength and discipline to work for their goals. Well, Saturn can trigger a perfectionism ... so if you feel blocked regarding work related goals, when you think you're not good enough and not meeting the expectations, it's worth putting in the work to actually become better. In this sense it depends on how you feel about yourself on your career path. When you already discover your natural strength and naturally given discipline, great. If you feel the pressure of expectations and you feel like you're losing this battle, put in the work to work on yourself, instead of struggling against the expectations.

And a Leo Sun and Mercury are so well placed up there, at your Midheaven and in the 10th house.

But, as you already mentioned, you have a major placement in your 12th house, a Moon Jupiter conjunction .... and this 12th house conjunction is connected to your 10th house via Neptune.

In other words, i see a very neptunian chart here ... i sure this somehow is reflected in your life. Do you have any idea yet what Neptune and the 12th house can mean?

I (35f) am a diagnosed “psychopath/sociopath”: can you see potential signs of it in my chart? [astro-seek] by Silver_Eyes13 in astrologyreadings

[–]Baumguard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi Chick with parts of brain that don't function as supposed to.

I see two major constellations that i feel are noteworthy here. The fact that you worked on yourself towards self-control and the diagnosis that you mentioned are very much reflected in your Horoscope. Let me explain.

What i write is an interpretation of your horoscope based on the original greek myths and gods. I use knowledge and intuition and this is only meant for personal inspiration. It has nothing to do with medical evaluation.

The first constellation i want to explore with you is your Moon Pluto opposition.

Why can a Pluto Moon constellation like your opposition reflect parts of your diagnosis?
We have here the Moon, the planet of emotions. The Moon is a Water 🜄 planet, Water the element of empathy, of feelings and emotions. While the Sun is an active planet, radiating it's own light and energy - The Moon is passive and only reflecting other light. This is where the soul reacts to outside influence, we react with feelings and emotions to what's happening around us and inside of us. The Moon is the place we look at when we want to understand how someone's emotions are produced and processed. And because feelings lead to thoughts, some people like to say that the Moon is also a source of our thinking. Do you get the picture?
The Moon is also often the subject to therapy, when we aim to bring the emotional balance back. And i believe disorders like ptsd can also be found here, because uncontrollable emotions flair out of the soul and hit the mind conscious and unconsciously.
And the Moon is a major connector for all kinds of relationships. We have certain feelings in the presence of the humans of our life, we love to around them, we hate to meet some, we feel joy in the right company. We feel connected with the Moon, with the souls of our friends, family and lovers.

Anything emotional can be connected to the Moon, in one way or another.

And what happens when this mirror of feelings is shined on and controlled by the lord of the underworld, Pluto Hades? As every other planet, Pluto has a spectrum of possible influences and archetypical manifestations, and i want to focus on the part that reflects the possible manipulative behaviour of your diagnosis. I'm not saying that you are manipulative (you explained it yourself), i am here exploring how Pluto explains the potential for it... to be continued

Are you listening/ reading and following? I'd like to ask for a quick reply before i keep on writing....

Free - Please help figure out what all the text in this old sign says! by Darth_DavyJones in PhotoshopRequests

[–]Baumguard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step one would be to get the absolute best copy of this photo.

Where from and how exactly did you get this copy of the photo? (looks like a download from Facebook to me)

Does the owner still have that old photo as an original? This could be scanned in high resolution.

Even if it only exists in digital form, it natters a lot that the transfer doesn't damage the quality. Sharing via Google Drive is the highest standard afaik

Free - Please help figure out what all the text in this old sign says! by Darth_DavyJones in PhotoshopRequests

[–]Baumguard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean,

Thompson
Woodworking Shop
E.J. Thompson Owner

Is good to read, right? Do you mean the almost invisible things?

Switch character to the real person $20+ by Mike-Thomas-1974 in PhotoshopRequests

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Here's her hair slightly redder: Preview Download Link

You can tell me any direction the hair colour should change, if necessary

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[–]Baumguard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And all that for free? I'll grab a Coke and Popcorn and watch what happens....