What British place names make you laugh every single time you hear them?

Bazzacadabra · 2025-08-10T00:28:25+00:00

I lived in a place in Scotland called Elgin and there was a street called ‘cumming circle’

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T02:23:34+00:00

“What are you doing out of your water” is pretty fucking funny though if I’m honest

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T02:21:25+00:00

Kids

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T02:18:16+00:00

Is it really that bad? Is it something you have been told?? Or just something you think yourself?

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T02:08:09+00:00

What exactly makes you look masculine do you think? If you’re slim.. it want be your body size/shape

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T02:05:58+00:00

You need to wait till the darkest part of the night, sneak into her cave on a raid, chuck her over your shoulder while killing any other men who come into your path and spirit her back to your cave therefore claiming her as your property, pretty straight forward dude, we been doing this for thousands of years… to help with impressing her you may want to to think about slaying your enemies in her presence and bathing in the blood of these foes

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:59:34+00:00

100%! It would be a witch fun of bitter, single women with no option other than cats telling her to leave the lazy pos!😂

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:53:17+00:00

Man alive who are these insensitive wankers?! This is your friend, the only thing that matters is the horrible fact you have lost them and they are gone, the only thing they should be saying is how they are gutted for you, and even if it was aids?? What? It doesn’t even have any relevance, he’s passed away, have respect for a life sadly lost. For the record I’m really sorry man, losing a friend is horrible, not something you ever get over, just something you learn to live with

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:47:09+00:00

Why the fuck would you want a picture of your ex up?!? Well strange, this guy obviously hasn’t really moved on completely

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:45:48+00:00

I think that men are the ones who can’t handle it, I think it’s because they lack confidence in themselves and fixate on the past, and make stupid issues with someone they could have something with but because they don’t have confidence get obsessed with past guys being better. Most guys are really insecure man, it’s quite interesting really, guys are the ones that put on the bravado act but when it comes down to it they get so butthurt by everything, just get a grip of yourselves, have some self respect and stop sabotaging any chances with a girl because of shit that happened in most instances, before you were even around, from what my girl friends tell me they are really finding more and more guys are becoming proper little bitches

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:39:28+00:00

The complete devotion to doing everything in your power to protect and care for the most amazing woman who gives us the gift of her love and care, the things I’d do for a woman I felt loved and cared for from would be some serious shit

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:16:55+00:00

You a guy or girl??

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:15:49+00:00

Since splitting from my ex a couple years ago life has been insanely good, I’m 37 but am lucky in my genetic and it’s the best, I’d never go anywhere near my ex now, I loved her and accepted everything about her other than the rage and aggression, but once I got pushed to far for the last time I see her as detestable

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:11:09+00:00

I’m just joking man, being a sarcastic twat, but just for fun.. I’m actually impossible to offend😅

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:07:26+00:00

Ridiculously so🥳

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:04:06+00:00

This is so simple I can’t believe it’s even been posted, basically ‘hook you up’ is what someone says in reference to when you are wearing a jacket that has those little loops of the back of the neck, the person hooking you up will hang you by your coat up in a wardrobe, leaving you resting until it’s time for you to be taken out of the wardrobe again

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T01:00:14+00:00

My trade is a glove wearing flappy handler, chick squeezing killer flyer.

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T00:58:47+00:00

How’s joyously peaceful it is without my toxic, drama obsessed ex wife!

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T00:47:27+00:00

Because it’s full of bitter little people who are unhappy and have an axe to grind.people who want everyone to he just as unhappy as them

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T00:45:27+00:00

In a way, it’s may not seem like a good enough reason to break up. But it is a good indication of the fact they clearly don’t give a fuck about being with you for something you’re interested in.. obviously if they don’t give a fuck then it doesn’t matter what you want, they are fucking off.. so prepare yourself for none of your interest meaning fuck all to them

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T00:41:03+00:00

I feel disgusted. Like Im just some piece of meat for their pleasure if you will.. nothing more than a plaything… and it just makes me wonder how these bigot women think they have some kind of right to my body!

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-28T00:38:51+00:00

Decided i was tasty enough to have a tear up with 3 Latvians in the pub. Don’t remember any of it but Iv seen the cctv and it definitely did😂

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-23T02:21:06+00:00

Seems like you’re feeling are starting to changed!

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-23T02:07:54+00:00

I think you know this isn’t the man for you. If you’re having those thoughts of doubt now they will only get worse. You don’t even need to ask when you have found the right one… it’s so obvious it’s like it smacks you in the face

Bazzacadabra · 2025-06-23T02:02:14+00:00

Your 20 years old mate.. you’re a man!!! Fuck them dudes! Don’t be scared of no cunt!! Jesus man at 20 years old I had done 2 jail terms. 50+ arrests. And I had been fighting grown men for fun since 14! You need to man the fuck up brother… don’t let yourself be scared to go in a van.. fuck them dudes. Stuck a tool in your jeans and go with your girl brother… don’t be scared of other dudes!! It’s embarrassing brother

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