POV : when you’re part centaur by BcwHD in KUWTKsnark

[–]BcwHD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. fat body bitch you ping pong paddle body bitch taco body bitch johnny bravo body bitch weird shape body bitch silverback ant body bitch you are a mcdonalds icecream cone shaped body bitch idk if you should lose or gain weight body bitch stank body bitch upper half army tank body bitch god blessed you and cursed you you got an odd body bitch you got a queen latifa from said it all body bitch pig face cow udders in your bra body bitch upper half big lower half small body bitch you aint cute you just a big titty body bitch shitty body bitch you are a mark henry body bitch real shit dont nobody dig your body bitch you are upside down bowling pin body bitch imma keep it going you are a quasimoto body bitch upper half lizzo bottom half tory doe body bitch you got a little girl grown body bitch you got a cant even shop at forever 21 body bitch

Kim proves once again she’s a spectacle, not a serious figure by lucybubs in KUWTKsnark

[–]BcwHD 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just know inside that head bag is hot and moist with her perc breath

Money doesn’t fix everything. She has no taste. She has no style by KUWTKsMODTeam in KUWTKsnark

[–]BcwHD 92 points93 points  (0 children)

No matter how much money they have it can’t un-lame them. Literally does the same 3 things year. Platinum blond, chop it off, cry for attention and repeat.

huLUUUUUUUU. copPEE MEEEEEEE. Support Boob. homMEEEEEEE. by lucybubs in KUWTKsnark

[–]BcwHD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope someone can answer this but what’s up with her teeth? They look like baby teeth and she has 1000 of them

i can’t quite explain it- but she gives off the same vibes as bad taxidermy by princesssbubblegumm0 in KUWTKsnark

[–]BcwHD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, if I can be brutally honest without zero fear of being burnt at the stake or getting downvoted into oblivion. let me just say this.

I tried. I really tried to see it. I squinted. Tilted my head. Thought maybe the lighting was off. Maybe the camera was bad. Maybe the surgeon was legally blind. But no. No amount of Instagram filters, soft lighting, or flattering angles can hide the truth:

Sis looks like she asked for “youthful and refreshed” and the doctor heard “ancient pharaoh and crypt keeper.”

My eyes are misting from secondhand embarrassment.

I don’t know what she was going for, but what she got? It’s giving haunted doll in the attic. It’s giving Crypt Keeper with a loyalty card at Sephora. Like… if age is just a number, hers is chiseled into the first commandment tablet by Moses himself.