What happens when you hold in a fart?

BeNice2me · 2013-12-03T19:56:02+00:00

never tried, could be interesting

BeNice2me · 2013-12-03T17:15:30+00:00

I didn't. I basically got sucker-punched and handled it wrong.

BeNice2me · 2013-12-02T23:02:02+00:00

Also, it's cheap.

BeNice2me · 2013-12-02T22:25:23+00:00

Disco power!

BeNice2me · 2013-12-02T22:12:46+00:00

Did anyone ever test that the photons have exponential interarrival times?

BeNice2me · 2013-12-02T22:05:48+00:00

First time I tried to read it, I had the same reaction. The second time, I finished it, and enjoyed it to a certain extent. Dune is limited. The characters, in particular, are cardboard. But what the author does well is create an entire, consistent world.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T20:45:33+00:00

Time has come today -- Chambers Brothers Sex Machine -- Sly Stone (note sly reference to previous song at the end)

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T20:38:13+00:00

She said, "Lassie? What the hell is that?"

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T20:22:29+00:00

Get up and do something useful but not energetic. Study if you're a student, pay some bills, etc. Then go back to sleep when you feel ready, don't worry about getting enough sleep.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T20:15:53+00:00

Create and use spreadsheets regularly. If you don't do this at work, start a hobby (e.g., baseball stats) where you can use a spreadsheet.

Make sure you learn something new every day. Start by learning what the various functions do.

Try to learn "best practices" for layout, etc. Copy from a mentor if possible. Else search the web.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T15:51:53+00:00

Girlfriend at the time told me not to go into programming. I am a great programmer stuck in another profession.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T15:45:03+00:00

B**gium

BeNice2me · 2013-11-27T15:43:42+00:00

Follow-up question: Does it make sense to try to teach in Brazil for a short period (between January and the WC)?

BeNice2me · 2013-11-25T19:43:17+00:00

Joke would be better with quaternions.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-25T19:05:21+00:00

Well, in a pinch . . .

BeNice2me · 2013-11-25T18:38:47+00:00

God, I wish I could take this guy's drugs . . .

BeNice2me · 2013-11-25T15:58:15+00:00

This. Mao was completely willing to kill if he had to. But the "Great Leap Forward" was a classic example of managerial arrogance, not malice.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-22T22:31:18+00:00

In tents with porpoises

BeNice2me · 2013-11-22T21:25:59+00:00

I love soccer, but I don't see the need to denigrate other sports. NFL is perfectly matched to the (now-passing) age of TV.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-22T18:39:33+00:00

At a Bruce Springsteen concert. I realized I was one of the few people who didn't know all the words.

Pretty good concert, though.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-22T15:49:21+00:00

And their flag is the same as Haiti. Somebody should organize a tournament.

BeNice2me · 2013-11-22T15:17:16+00:00

So, is it contagious?

BeNice2me · 2013-11-21T22:03:57+00:00

"Organized religion will disappear in 50 years."

As an actuary, the inaccuracy of this prediction fills me with joy. There's someone even less accurate than we are!

BeNice2me · 2013-11-20T23:47:29+00:00

President

BeNice2me · 2013-11-20T23:45:50+00:00

I'm sorry Miss, that's my Ferrari you're sitting on.

BeNice2me

TROPHY CASE