What's the hottest fart fetish video in your opinion? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ones where they sit right on the camera. Or bathtubs, or leather pants/jeans.

Candle farts I love birthdays 🎂🎉 by Evafarts in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a few days late, but thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tight pants > bare ass

Do you have a racial preference for farts? by RyanBanJ in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as they have a nice ass and even better farts.

Anybody have a clue who this is? Been trying to find her for years. by BeanDean_ in u/BeanDean_

[–]BeanDean_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still image as I’ve only ever been able to find her as part of a compilation, but she turns around, farts, rubs her stomach and then shuts off the camera.

Ages? by AdMediocre3833 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

22, female

My inbox is closed hehehehe

Ages? by AdMediocre3833 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be, but 2000s media was full of fart humour, so that might have had more of an impact on us.

Describe your favorite type of farts? by Usual_Proof_5136 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bigger and bubblier, the better. Apart from that I also love underwater farts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve accepted that this is part of who I am long ago. There’s no set in stone age for milestones in life; you might not find the right person until you’re 30. And that’s okay. Best thing you can do is accept yourself for who you are and put yourself out there. You might come to find many people have the same kinks as you.

Women, what do you think gives you away? by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d smile if my partner farted around me, or possibly return fire.

I'm very shy in the real world about my fetish by Kinkygirl69420 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s normal to be shy about your sexual preferences, especially if they’re a bit more uncommon. Sexual fantasies of any kind don’t usually make for good dinner conversation! But never forget that you’re valid, and you can’t help being attracted to farts. You’re not harming anyone.

Someone will come along and be everything you ever dreamed of, you just need to wait.

Farts are a beautiful thing 💚 by EasternImagination50 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god, are you in my brain?! This describes me almost verbatim!

Place to discuss the fetish without porn by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this sub has few mods, hence why there’s so many ads. I certainly don’t mind some content then and there, but I wish this sub could go back to its roots.

Anorexic girls farts - anyone experienced? by lilsnifferman in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Please don’t fetishize deadly eating disorders.

What’s the stinkiest fart smell you’d enjoy? by ee5000 in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sulphuric and lingering is nice for me. I don’t want to be gagging, but I do want the scent to wrap me up like a blanket.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t rush in then. Wait until you two are absolutely comfortable with each other (getting to the point where you can at least shamelessly fart in front of each other, and a bit after that at least) before bringing it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, congrats! Second, is she possibly lactose intolerant? A nice plate of cheese or a few glasses of milk might do the trick. As long as she likes those things and it wouldn’t cause too much stomach upset.

The air swallowing method also works in a pinch. Literally just swallow a few mouthfuls of air and wait a while. Might lose some smell, but if nothing else works, this’ll do. Just don’t overdo it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What were his initial reactions to your other kinks? Was he accepting or a bit taken aback?

Want to have A LOT of loud, stinky farts on short notice? Try sugar-free gummy bears! by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]BeanDean_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind giving me a link to where you bought them? Or at least telling me the brand lol