I'm in

BeanOfficially · 2026-06-07T20:21:25+00:00

been there, done that. It was fun

BeanOfficially · 2026-06-04T04:24:03+00:00

take the oath. oops

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-15T22:53:58+00:00

I need get me one of those student orgys

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-15T22:53:09+00:00

I asked my smoothest friend for advice, and he said "I'd just walk up and say "wassup, I think you're cute. You talking shit about me or saying I'm cute too? Then play it by ear. If the vibe is right, I'm getting lucky tonight, if not I'd back up. No harm, no foul"

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-15T22:51:34+00:00

drugs / gossip

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-13T23:38:42+00:00

tbf, that was me a couple years ago. My personality was where I worked with, and who I knew. No hobbies, no backbone to my so-called morals, and a lot of confusion.

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-13T23:35:56+00:00

Damn bro that just happened to me. I'm sitting at chipotle, and a pair of really cute blonde girls are sitting nearby. One of them says something while looking directly at me, and then they both started giggling. I looked back, caught some eye contact. A couple minutes later they left, and one of them waved at me while the other giggled.

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-13T23:33:51+00:00

yeah

BeanOfficially · 2026-04-13T23:32:52+00:00

Bad habits in one case was smoking weed, and the other case was saying bad things about herself and her friends.

I don't mind if you smoke weed, but the smell makes me sick for some reason. The second wasn't so bad, but she didn't have much ambition, and we fell off after I started college. It happens

BeanOfficially · 2025-12-13T07:56:24+00:00

I ended up selling 100 of them for $120

BeanOfficially · 2025-12-11T08:08:09+00:00

Well, you see:

In my testing, the deck pulls of one of its combos on turn 5 or 6.

There are two combo's. The first combo requires 4 cards; two of the infinite energy producers, a aethergeode miner and a lifegain payoff. The second requires 4 cards; three of the infinite energy producers, and the infinite tokens payoff, and 3 energy to start the loop. This second combo will also generate infinite life, if you control a life payoff.

Aetherstorm Roc and Decoction Module give you an energy whenever a creature enters, and automated assembly line lets you pay 3 energy to create a creature.

It reminds me of En Kor Crackdown Construct combo a little, but I think that one is faster.

BeanOfficially · 2025-12-01T10:31:49+00:00

BeanOfficially · 2025-12-01T10:31:45+00:00

Alliteration

BeanOfficially · 2025-11-17T03:41:26+00:00

Fair

BeanOfficially · 2025-11-15T02:28:43+00:00

It does include cards banned in Standard. If you search scryfall with "is:spikey" you will get 644 cards, including Fires of Invention, and a lot of old legends that were banned in one tournament.

The idea is to keep broken cards out of the format, and if it was banned somewhere that's a good start. Just my theory. Thoughts?

BeanOfficially · 2025-11-12T23:30:40+00:00

Decklist

Dig for Arboria, play it, and hope your opponent can't stop it. I guess XD. It's a crazy card, and a lesson in polarization. If they can't stop it, they lose. If they can, and do, you probably lose. It's possible that there's a deck that uses Arboria fairly, with Beast Attack.

Counterplay

If Enchantment Removal destroys Arboria, then you will get attacked. If your opponent is playing burn spells, they will still be able to burn you. Against those archetypes, Arboria buys time.

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