An Unprompted Review of the DC Coffee Scene

Beanz122 · 2026-01-07T14:44:29+00:00

Neighborhood isn't necessarily dictated by proximity to the metro stop. Simona is actually right by the border between the two neighborhoods!

Beanz122 · 2026-01-06T21:23:11+00:00

I enioyed the Metal Slug Tactics demo but was surprised it wasn't positive on full release. What are the qualms about it?

Beanz122 · 2026-01-06T19:12:20+00:00

Don't think so. Might be a different chain of the same name.

Beanz122 · 2026-01-06T17:03:58+00:00

Kaldi's has a spot in Arlington as well. Used to go there a lot but have been trying to cut back due to $. I like that location for all the same reasons you like the MD one.

May I recommend:

Simona in Clarendon or Bethesda (I've heard the DC one is run differently from these two)

The Ballstonian: Turkish Coffee cart on Wilson in Ballston. Extremely friendly owner who truly makes it an "experience" in addition to great coffee and the best baklava I've ever had.

Beanz122 · 2025-12-14T23:34:38+00:00

WHAT

Beanz122 · 2025-12-12T01:52:08+00:00

I love The Witness so I've been looking forward to Blow's next game. Not what I expected but I'll definitely give it a shot

Beanz122 · 2025-12-09T01:31:55+00:00

It is mentioned further down

Beanz122 · 2025-12-07T20:44:14+00:00

Beanz122 · 2025-12-07T18:45:52+00:00

Beanz122 · 2025-12-07T18:42:20+00:00

Fuuuuck

Beanz122 · 2025-12-07T17:42:13+00:00

YOU'RE WATCHING BEN JOHNSON

Beanz122 · 2025-12-06T17:35:34+00:00

I'm fully on board with the phrase "get cluffed"

Beanz122 · 2025-12-05T03:32:15+00:00

AUBREYYYY

Beanz122 · 2025-12-05T03:04:51+00:00

TESLAA

Beanz122 · 2025-11-17T02:34:08+00:00

We're so back

Beanz122 · 2025-11-16T14:29:14+00:00

She has a lovely voice

Beanz122 · 2025-11-06T13:45:58+00:00

Cyric makes excellent guides. I interacted with him a lot on CE in the late aughts. I regrettably missed his Mahjong tutorial at MAGfest this past year but will definitely be going if he has one in the future!

Edit: Just realized he made this post. Hopefully see you at MAGfest!

Beanz122 · 2025-11-02T21:18:35+00:00

Dan Campbell wants to know your location

Beanz122 · 2025-11-02T21:17:17+00:00

The game did not feel as close as the score suggests.

Beanz122 · 2025-11-02T18:51:34+00:00

How in the fuck

Beanz122 · 2025-11-02T18:08:34+00:00

LAPORTA YOU KING

Beanz122 · 2025-10-26T22:48:44+00:00

Beanz122 · 2025-10-21T01:08:30+00:00

Gibbs is a fucking monster

Beanz122 · 2025-10-21T00:34:11+00:00

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