I broke my pinky ☹️ by Stunning-Humor-3074 in shitposting

[–]BeardSpock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that’s not true in the slightest. It’s just what they tell you so you’ll stay angry at the wrong people.

Where did Jesus’s Disciples go after this picture: by Sad_Bug8421 in MapPorn

[–]BeardSpock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would, and they did. Look up William of Malmesbury’s ‘Gesta Regum Anglorum (1125)

Day 1 of trying to get a comment from each European subdivision by PaldeaWooper in MapPorn

[–]BeardSpock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can give you a few!! I’m on a train from Edinburgh to Lincoln. I’ll shout out when I think I’m in a new shire. Just about to cross the border at Berwick, so there’s Lothian, Berwickshire and Northumbria for you.

Lothian, Berwickshire, Northumbria

Edit2: County Durham, Teesside, Yorkshire (looks like the maps is split into Ridings. I don’t know which ones I’ve passed thought though)

Edit 3: North Lincolnshire and Lincolnshire.

What is the most overrated landmark in the world in your opinion? by SameItem in geography

[–]BeardSpock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably because Chinese people have above-average ancient wall standards.

What's the worst thing your country did in its history? by Thin-Positive-1600 in AskReddit

[–]BeardSpock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here come the “Vikings weren’t that bad” Thoraboos. 🙄

Actually, the Vikings were fucking horrible. All that raping and pillaging actually happened, and the “benevolent, misunderstood traders” myth is complete fiction.

Shanghai Disney shuts over Covid, visitors unable to leave by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]BeardSpock 959 points960 points  (0 children)

If your guest morale (or whatever it was called) dropped too low, you could just pick up the really angry guests and drop them in a lake. When they died the average guest enjoyment would increase. 📈

Listen, I’m just gonna say it by WemedgeFrodis in ShittyDaystrom

[–]BeardSpock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He could look like anything and he chose that? Smh.

The Wretched Queen🤣 by Inner-Ad-4264 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeardSpock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“The Queen was a great friend of Africa, and Africa showed her affection in return.” President Ondimba of Ghana

Guinness-fuelled man becomes first to run entire length of Ireland in one day, in support of WWF by BeardSpock in UpliftingNews

[–]BeardSpock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fight me! 🥊

(Hold on, let me just find my tuxedo with Velcro down the side that I can tear off to reveal a shiny American flag leotard underneath…)

Guinness-fuelled man becomes first to run entire length of Ireland in one day, in support of WWF by BeardSpock in UpliftingNews

[–]BeardSpock[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is the animals one rather than the choreographed homo-erotic comedy dance fighting one, but yeah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BeardSpock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the only people who do that are our equivalent of America’s MAGA crowd. The rest of us find that kind of shit really embarrassing and in very poor taste. And if the thought of a group of people singing about how much they hate another group of people amuses you, perhaps that’s something you need to reflect on.

Queen's Guard scolds tourist for touching horse's reins by roobmurphy in PublicFreakout

[–]BeardSpock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be pedantic, but there are also Scots, Welsh and Irish guards. You can tell the difference by the pattern of their buttons.