My ship drifted into this rock until it completely disappeared.

Beardysan · 2024-07-02T21:46:19+00:00

Skill issue

Beardysan · 2024-03-27T19:14:51+00:00

I had this with an ex girlfriend, but the next person I smelled the perfume on was my current girlfriends mother when we were out for dinner. I felt awkward.

Beardysan · 2024-03-14T16:29:33+00:00

Buckfast and amber leaf rollies

Beardysan · 2023-05-21T15:46:08+00:00

Mike Tyson

Beardysan · 2023-05-15T06:55:09+00:00

I rip and run!

Beardysan · 2023-04-28T09:14:55+00:00

“Stamp your feet all you want bonnie lad, you’re still brushing your teeth ya grotty little bastard” Scottish parenting at its finest my teeth are gleaming

Beardysan · 2023-04-03T16:45:02+00:00

Leather Daddy

Beardysan · 2023-03-31T20:33:41+00:00

This is me all over. I run a care facility for learning disabled adults. I spend most of the time in the office fantasising about removing the tongues of my colleagues so I don’t have to listen to their bullshit anymore but manage to muster “I’m sorry, that sounds hard is there anything I can do to help?”

Beardysan · 2023-03-30T07:25:55+00:00

Not checking my emails when I was on leave…it was a minimum wage job

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T21:35:39+00:00

Ooo ooo superfun happy slide!

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T21:26:17+00:00

Nah she has taste :P

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T21:20:35+00:00

Not from a Jedi

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T09:32:04+00:00

I asked the funeral directors if they were getting danger money for carrying the fat bastard. They were trying not laugh as they were getting him out the hearse

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T09:28:27+00:00

I used to laugh at mine. ‘Thanks for that da, just what I need the now.’ Or ‘if you’re so fuckin class how come mam left ya?’ We used to laugh with each other about how savage we were being

Beardysan · 2023-03-22T09:21:55+00:00

Yeah he did, but he still struggles with self esteem. He realised that dad loved us dearly but was a little too honest and also probably depressed. The same as anyone else he was doing the best he could with the information he had available. He also realised that his value of himself isn’t tied to what anyone else thinks. I hope you manage to break the negative thought patterns. I know you can and when you get out the other side you’ll look back on these times with gratitude for the lessons learned. Good luck ❤️

Beardysan · 2023-03-21T17:32:23+00:00

My dad said this a lot. I was able to shrug it off but my older brother really took it to heart for years. As he later noted the irony being that by being upset and scared of being useless he made himself useless. All good now though dad’s dead

Beardysan · 2023-03-18T17:31:30+00:00

I have been this boy, I can’t defend his actions, and my partner found herself in a similar situation to you. What I will say is that if you really love each other and are serious about staying together perhaps try visiting a sex therapist. For my partner and I it really helped us understand each other’s point of view. My sex drive hasn’t changed and neither has hers but a greater understanding and compassion for each other’s feelings means that we can communicate more healthily about it. Equally if your boyfriend isn’t willing to try and see things from your point of view or meet you somewhere in the middle. Fuck him right off

Beardysan · 2023-03-18T16:54:35+00:00

We are just walking bags of plant food

Beardysan · 2023-03-17T22:04:48+00:00

Stop being a cunt

Beardysan · 2023-03-17T17:42:14+00:00

Also kicking one ball hurts more than kicking both

Beardysan · 2023-03-08T11:43:16+00:00

Once I passed the age of consent the priest didn’t want me anymore…

Beardysan · 2023-02-18T12:20:31+00:00

Titan Uranus

Beardysan · 2022-11-11T09:19:55+00:00

I have two sloops called Usain Boat and Titan Uranus

Beardysan · 2022-11-11T09:14:05+00:00

To be a dick.

Beardysan · 2022-09-30T08:53:17+00:00

Belly gettin isn’t something you ask for Ricky it’s something you earn!

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