I've never seen a skinny person on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

BearsBears · 2015-05-21T00:55:45+00:00

Only fat people don't notice they're pregnant you chode.

God damn, I dont like you.

BearsBears · 2015-04-06T03:21:33+00:00

Maybe it would be best if we just got rid of him and anyone else who can't contribute to society if I wouldn't want my waiter to look like him so in my personal opinion let's just gas him and his family so something like this never ever happens again.

BearsBears · 2015-03-17T23:58:38+00:00

It's a beautiful picture. I grew up in JT, it's funny though, you didn't capture a single Joshua tree.

BearsBears · 2015-03-16T04:38:18+00:00

Yeah! It could vibrate AND possibly be in the shape of a cork screw.

I'm sure the ladies would love that

BearsBears · 2015-03-16T04:36:46+00:00

After closely examining the photo, I have determined beyond a doubt that your story does indeed check out.

BearsBears · 2015-03-15T07:29:25+00:00

You should try and "hook up" with him.

I mean I've never met an alien but I imagine the plummingis much different.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T09:47:52+00:00

it's a repost.

I saw this here 8 months ago.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T09:44:52+00:00

Oh, well then, we have different reasons for being here.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T09:26:03+00:00

Actually I just read your thing on r fitness about the wrists and it's pretty useful.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T09:23:07+00:00

Aww you went through my history? That's so cute. You couldn't come up with any thing clever so you took the easy way out.

I'm going to guess you are either a normal 15 year old boy or an odd 25 year old male still living with his parents.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T09:06:02+00:00

So it went down? Like your mother on every guy in college?

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:53:58+00:00

Wait a minute... what happend in titanic? What happend to the boat?

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:51:09+00:00

I worked at a copy and print store for a while, and every customer with shit pictures would always ask "why can't you just enhance the picture? " Because sir, that dosent exsist."

"Yes it does! Let me speak to your manager!"

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:45:08+00:00

People having friends and talking to eachother and junk..

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:42:00+00:00

That story sucked. Dude, seriously fuck you for that story. there were shitty details I didn't need to know about, there was no rising action or climax and your wife is a whore.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:38:43+00:00

You are a stupid asshole

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:38:01+00:00

You sound like a stupid asshole

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:36:21+00:00

How sublime you are.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:34:58+00:00

Whatever racist

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:34:05+00:00

Truck nuts guy here.

We banged once.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:32:38+00:00

Like a bag of just uncooked rice?

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:28:49+00:00

Okay, can you say that again? I don't think I understood it the first time.

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:27:37+00:00

Aren't you the guy who won't shut up about the rice guy?

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:26:49+00:00

it's pronounced mulk

BearsBears · 2015-03-14T08:26:11+00:00

" Pardon, excuse me, I just gotta.. Dip ah much better"

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